Omahawg: THIS. THIS is how I get a younger woman?
doglover: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]
sloshed_again: About 4 miles west and he would be OK.
HighlanderRPI: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 179x282]
MFAWG: sloshed_again: About 4 miles west and he would be OK.QFT.
AverageAmericanGuy: West Seattle Bowl is one of my favorite alleys in the Puget Sound area. Cheap beer, cheap Chinese food, cheap lanes. It really distills the essence of bowling down to its constituent parts.Plus, they serve pitchers of Snow Cap Ale during the winter.
AbbeySomeone: AverageAmericanGuy: West Seattle Bowl is one of my favorite alleys in the Puget Sound area. Cheap beer, cheap Chinese food, cheap lanes. It really distills the essence of bowling down to its constituent parts.Plus, they serve pitchers of Snow Cap Ale during the winter.You're too good for highballs at the Young Whore?
sloshed_again: MFAWG: sloshed_again: About 4 miles west and he would be OK.QFT.International waters.
Slam1263: Isn't it time we had a serious conversation about a Washington State tag?
AbbeySomeone: MFAWG: sloshed_again: MFAWG: sloshed_again: About 4 miles westeast and he would be ok on QA.QFT.International waters.Alki.The Alki Tavern is 2 miles and N/NE.
creepy jackalope eye: Half Naked Wizard, new band name, I call it.
Smeggy Smurf: I once took a dump and set off the smoke alarm. That's the same thing right?
Gyrfalcon: Smeggy Smurf: I once took a dump and set off the smoke alarm. That's the same thing right?Have I mentioned how much I pity your wife?
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