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(The Atlantic)   "Your grandmother needs you to see her as a sexual being"   ( theatlantic.com) divider line
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6617 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Mar 2013 at 4:46 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-25 04:49:28 PM  
8 votes:
Oh, I do. Lord knows, I do.
2013-03-25 04:50:20 PM  
5 votes:
My grandmother is dead.  If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.
2013-03-25 06:44:56 PM  
4 votes:
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You leave Meemaw out of this.
2013-03-25 05:18:53 PM  
4 votes:
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Easy enough.
2013-03-25 05:09:47 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-25 05:05:08 PM  
3 votes:

Great Janitor: My grandmother is dead.  If someone is sleeping with her I need to alert the authorities.

Can you wait until Sunday afternoon?  We've kind of got plans, son.

/Can I call you son?
2013-03-25 05:00:25 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-25 04:56:40 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-25 07:58:47 PM  
2 votes:
GIS = Grandma Image Search
2013-03-25 05:09:45 PM  
2 votes:
How you doin'?

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2013-03-25 05:07:53 PM  
2 votes:

Petey4335: Read at your own risk

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I hope you suffer
2013-03-25 05:01:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-25 04:50:16 PM  
2 votes:
My sainted Grandmother only had sex twice. Once for my mom and once for my uncle. Both times were on clean sheets with the lights off and only for the amount of time it took Gramps to provide the seed.

She then sat upon blocks of ice until the time of her death.
2013-03-25 08:33:48 PM  
1 vote:
About 2years after grams lost her second husband, I overheard a conversasion at x-mas about her going on a singles weekend. I asked outloud if anyone had given her the condom speech. The whole room went quiet. Then my youngest aunt, 8years older than me, popped off to granny, "yeah, mom, you gave it to us, it's your turn." Granny replied, "well, your dad never used them so all I know is what I told you from the book I read." With all the laughter going, and all the grandkids over 17, the whole family discussed safe sex, and with a nurse and a teacher in the room!
2013-03-25 07:44:46 PM  
1 vote:
Here's my Grammy. Stilly chasin' the men, even in her wheelchair. She's surprisingly fast, can run 70 year old down pretty easily, even though they're supposed to be the "spry" ones. I do wonder about the guys in their 20's though. I mean, way to go Grammy, I'm sure they're good at "cleaning out the ole plumbin," as you so humerously say, but some of 'em are younger than me.

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2013-03-25 06:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 06:13:21 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 05:43:36 PM  
1 vote:

Fish in a Barrel: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]

Better version:
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2013-03-25 05:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
My gran can inflate a balloon and then sit on it and pop it just the way I like.
2013-03-25 05:30:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 05:29:50 PM  
1 vote:

RedTank: Oh how original you all are...  Time to open up your "NO" gif folder and exclaim to all how disgusted you are.  All too predictable and not funny in the slightest.

/Clearly I'm trolling but also it's how I feel, so what?

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

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2013-03-25 05:21:29 PM  
1 vote:

Fish in a Barrel: [i29.photobucket.com image 248x200]

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2013-03-25 05:19:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 05:11:02 PM  
1 vote:
Second post in this thread.

PN brilliance.
2013-03-25 05:09:09 PM  
1 vote:
Well that gives whole new meaning to blue hair waffle.
2013-03-25 05:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
Both my grandmothers died between 1938-45 seeing them as a sexual being now would be a little disturbing.
2013-03-25 05:02:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 05:02:26 PM  
1 vote:
I remember when my grandfather started dating again a few years after grandma died.

Mom would try to make it sound scandalous. "Yes, he's seeing a younger woman now. She's 87."
2013-03-25 04:57:37 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 04:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-25 04:54:53 PM  
1 vote:
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/Only because it is inevitable.
2013-03-25 04:54:11 PM  
1 vote:
I do.

Also, I will never open a door without knocking again.
2013-03-25 04:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
I read like 6 paragraphs.  Does the writing get any better or the subject any more interesting?
2013-03-25 04:53:18 PM  
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2013-03-25 04:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-25 04:50:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 04:49:34 PM  
1 vote:
How about no?
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