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(FilmDrunk)   The ShamWow Guy's movie set inside Lindsay Lohan's vagina earned $625 per theater. That is a real sentence   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Shamwow, Adrien Brody, Michelle Rodriguez, theaters, Paul Giamatti, dual role, sketch comedy  
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7962 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Mar 2013 at 12:44 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-25 01:30:55 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ...deserves to be set adrift in an ocean of cockpunches...

Your chapbook of poetry, I wish to subscribe to it.
2013-03-25 03:53:59 PM  
1 vote:
I think someone on Fark posted that this movie cost $170,000 to make.

FTA:  earning $172,000 in its first weekend of release

It may be garbage, but he's going to make a profit of it.
2013-03-25 03:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-25 03:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
What I don't understand is why these sketch comedy movies continue to get released. I know they're cheap, but they get miserable returns.

Only a handful have ever become cult classics (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy and UCB's ASSSSSCAT among them), and even fewer have ever done very well commercially.

Kentucky Fried Movie, Amazon Women on the Moon, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Everything you Always Wanted to Know About Sex...are the only good ones I can think of, and all of them are flawed. I don't think anyone would argue that those films are as good as the narrative-driven comedies from the same creators.

/I am among those shocked that any film could be worse than the dreck Movie 43 appeared to be,
2013-03-25 03:23:54 PM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: Sounds even worse than Movie 43.

I didn't think that was possible.

Movie 43 at least had a star-studded (albeit embarrassed) cast behind it. This has Adrien Brody, the butch chick from Fast & Furious movies, and the Shamwow guy who directed it.
2013-03-25 03:11:09 PM  
1 vote:

garandman1a: From what I've heard, the reason the movie stinks so badly is because it actually WAS filmed in Lindsay Lohans vagina.

As such, the echo must have been hell on the sound man.

PLease explain this "Lindsay Lohan has a huge vagina/is a slut/has every STD known to man." shiat. I don't get it. She drinks a lot, but I don't remember a lot of sex stories about her. The biggest ting I can come up with is that she likes to go commando, and every jackass with a camera wanted to take a picture of her snatch. Why, exactly, does that make her some kind of slut? I don't have a dog in this race in any way, I just don't understand why she's instantly a slut with a giant vag...
2013-03-25 01:01:10 PM  
1 vote:
I would rather have had a factual re-telling of how Vince Offer got his ass handed to him by a hooker.

Probably would be FAR more entertaining.
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