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(BBC)   "Hi, I'd like to cancel my newspaper delivery because I've moved." "Of course, Your Holiness"   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-25 11:16:52 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-25 11:19:56 AM  
4 votes:
What if the Pope was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus.
Cancelling his newspaper service
Because he moved away to Rome?
2013-03-25 11:19:58 AM  
3 votes:
I cancelled newspaper service a decade ago and I still get solicited to renew my subscription. I feel bad for the unsuspecting telemarketer that calls the Pope.
2013-03-25 12:19:59 PM  
2 votes:
I had a dream I was elected the new pope last night, I even got to ride my bike down the special pope shoot secret exit.  Unfortunately my popehood only lasted 20 minutes as they realized it was a case of mistaken identity.  So I hopped on the next starship out of there as it was all very embarrassing.

Seriously though, are my dreams weird or do all you farkers have these?
2013-03-25 12:13:29 PM  
2 votes:
I guarantee that conversation actually involved his paper service asking if he wouldn't like to switch to weekends only, and is he really sure he wants to cancel his service.  They did not just up and let him go, pope or not.
2013-03-25 11:14:37 AM  
2 votes:
What about Cat Fancy and Boys Life?
2013-03-25 01:45:55 PM  
1 vote:
I want my two dollars!
2013-03-25 01:08:53 PM  
1 vote:

gingerjet: He's going to find out that he can't keep doing this. Fixing his organization should be his top priority and the focus of his time. Not canceling newspaper subscriptions.

You know the atheists are scared when they start dictating what the Pope should and should not do.
2013-03-25 12:54:40 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "Jorge Maria Bergoglio became the first Latin American Pope when he was elected on 13 March after the shock resignation of Benedict XVI. "

Benedict was tasered into resigning?
2013-03-25 12:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh. I just know how hard Argentinians are jerking themselves over the fact that they have a pope now. As if they weren't the most pretentious Latin American country already ugh
2013-03-25 12:25:36 PM  
1 vote:
Does he have to change the name on all his credit cards to pope Francis also?
2013-03-25 11:48:29 AM  
1 vote:
Long as you're paid in full, your Holiness.

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