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(Telegraph)   That Russian tycoon who died "mysteriously" in Great Britain? He left no suicide note. Jeez, can't a man shoot himself in the head a few times without people questioning it?   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Boris Berezovsky, Thames Valley Police, Russians, Alexander Litvinenko  
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2013-03-25 10:17:09 AM  
2 votes:
You can take a man out of Russia, but you can't stop Russia from taking him out.
2013-03-25 11:01:09 AM  
1 vote:
"outspoken critic of Vladimir Putin "

I have solved the mystery.
2013-03-25 10:21:52 AM  
1 vote:
Why do Russians who are on the current RU leader's sh*t list always take up residence in the UK? Hasn't there been a pretty high body count of Russian expats ending up dead there?

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2013-03-25 10:20:25 AM  
1 vote:
If this was a Kremlin hit they're really losing their touch. Killed in broad daylight by a poisoned umbrella? Tea laced with a radioisotope that can only have originated in a Russian government controlled reactor? Pushed feet first into a crematorium furnace? All of these things have some serious style and a truly impressive dose of menace. Unless it turns out Berezovsky's bathtub was full of sharks, fat old man dies at home is pretty unadventurous.

FARK rebel soldier: Atleast it wasn't radiation this time.

Although the paramedic's dosimeter was purportedly triggered, which is...puzzling.
2013-03-25 10:12:18 AM  
1 vote:
I bet there was a suicide note.  It said 'call it a suicide' and was wrapped around a stack of other notes.
2013-03-25 10:01:33 AM  
1 vote:
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