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(TMZ)   Remember Lindsay Lohan's 90-day lockdown rehab sentence to avoid jail? Well, about that   ( tmz.com) divider line
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10062 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Mar 2013 at 7:18 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-25 08:19:45 AM  
3 votes:

LonMead: Sinbox: LonMead: The Rock just wants to know what's going on.

Do you have the original for that?

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Sheer hilarity.

2013-03-25 11:48:43 AM  
2 votes:

The Muthaship: How does a judge not check into that before agreeing to the deal?

Ever been in court?

What do you call a lawyer with a two-digit IQ? Your honor.
2013-03-25 11:24:52 AM  
2 votes:
For publicity, a lot of celebrities who are afraid of falling off our radar will call the paparazzi when they are about to go out. I get the feeling that Lindsay calls the police.
2013-03-25 09:09:38 AM  
2 votes:

Zorkthemadman: I came for Lindsay Lohan Boob pics. FINALLY..

Could be your technique...
2013-03-25 08:10:41 AM  
2 votes:

LonMead: The Rock just wants to know what's going on.

Do you have the original for that?
2013-03-25 12:25:16 PM  
1 vote:
I want to know which high ranking politician or other bigshot are on these secretly-recorded Tijuana motel room videos that Lindsay Lohan has kept safe in a secret location, because this is the ONLY reason I can fathom why this arrogant coont has been allowed to flaunt the law.
2013-03-25 09:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
Someone should sue the state of California for wasting so much of the taxpayers money on this biatch. How this coont has avoided jail time and then committing crimes again and again and again is embarrassing.  Now this bullshiat she practically made the courts look even worse.. How does a court agree to something that doesn't even exist?
2013-03-25 09:34:39 AM  
1 vote:
If I was the judge, I offer her this:

All charges dropped, in exchange for a "voluntary" revocation of her driving privileges. Clean slate, taxpayers are done paying for her suicide. Court dismissed, have a nice day.

// Let nature take it's course.
2013-03-25 09:19:55 AM  
1 vote:
Well no shiat. This is a perfect example of what's wrong with the public perception of mental health. Apparantly everyone involved with this case is under the impression that mental health professionals can hold someone indefinitely against their will whenever we like (non suicide threats). NEWSFLASH: rehab isn't a damn prison, the hope is that the people there are there because they want to change. Not because they want to avoid a couple months in prison. The judicial system has screwed up mental health care by making it mandatory. Now we have a public who blame mental health professionals whenever some nut goes on a shooting rampage because we didn't lock them up for life. I hope Lohan goes back to jail, because court ordered rehab is a joke.

/sand in vagina
//spent 3 yrs as a rehab counselor
///slashies come in 3's
2013-03-25 09:07:00 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Let us take a moment to remember these...

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"...For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
2013-03-25 09:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
Let us take a moment to remember these...

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2013-03-25 08:42:40 AM  
1 vote:
She needs to stop being "mentored" by Charlie Sheen and spend some time with RDJ. Now there's a celebrity addict who got his shiat together and returned to the top. Talented, too.
2013-03-25 08:24:02 AM  
1 vote:
If she dies we'll all get a steady diet of tributes and memorials everywhere for at least a year. Let her live and fade away into faces of meth.
2013-03-25 08:17:58 AM  
1 vote:

Sinbox: LonMead: The Rock just wants to know what's going on.

Do you have the original for that?

2013-03-25 08:12:13 AM  
1 vote:

Sinbox: LonMead: The Rock just wants to know what's going on.

Do you have the original for that?

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2013-03-25 07:41:29 AM  
1 vote:
TMZ - All Lohan and Octomom, all the time.
2013-03-25 07:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
Lohans' lawyer: Great Troll or Greatest Troll?
2013-03-25 07:41:08 AM  
1 vote:
Can we please start ignoring the twunt now? I'm tired of my time being wasted with the wastrel's antics. Sure, I don't have to read the stories (and don't), but when you're watching TV news and she pops up it's farking annoying. It's not news. Neither is anything Kim Kardashian, any member of Jersey Shore cast, Paris Econolodge, or Justin Beiber EVER does. Stop wasting my time.

/If I wanted to hear about this crap I'd get a lobotomy, have my dick cut off and get a subscription to The National Enquirer.
2013-03-25 07:36:44 AM  
1 vote:
The judge simply orders that failure to complete the treatment program will result in 90 days of jail.  Sneak out to party? 90 days of jail.  Get high in treatment? 90 days of jail.  That is as good of a lock down rehab as you are going to get.
2013-03-25 07:30:40 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA:  "As we reported, there are no private NY rehab centers that keep patients against their will, except for one connected with the prison system, and you have to have a felony record to get in -- and Lindsay doesn't."

I find it amazing that Lohan doesn't have a felony record.  She has enough mugshots to make a montage and has managed not to have a felony record.

I decided to look it up.  Celebrity justice is awesome.  I like that she has enough charges against her to actually break it down into a yearly list.


October 2010
The judge orders Lilo to spend 90 days at a rehab facility.

September 2010 - Just weeks after leaving rehab early, Lindsay failed a drug test mandated by the courts. She could face up to 30 days in jail.

August 2010 - With only 23 days of rehab under her belt, Lindsay Lohan was released from her treatment program over two months early.

August 2010 - Due to overcrowding at the women's Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, Lindsay was released after serving only two weeks behind bars. She was immediately sent to rehab for 90 days of treatment.

July 2010 - Judge Marsha Revel sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to serve 90 days in jail and also spend 90 days in rehab following her release. Lindsay sobbed as she heard the news and realized that she wouldn't be getting off scott free as she had hoped. Even though it was clearly too late, Lindsay pleaded with the judge to reconsider. Showing no mercy, Judge Revel said: "I couldn't have been more clear. There are no excuses."

June 2010 - Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM device was apparently set off while attending a 2010 MTV Movie Awards after party. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel found Lindsay to be in violation of the original agreement and issued a warrant for her arrest and upped the bail to $200,000. The bond was quickly posted and the warrant was removed. The troubled starlet denied any wrongdoing and even posted a bunch of Tweets in her own defense. Lindsay is still expected in court on July 6.

May 2010 - Lindsay was issued a temporary passport and when she returned home at the end of May, a judge mandated that she wear a SCRAM device (court issued alcohol monitoring device) on her ankle. Lindsay was forbidden from consuming alcohol and scheduled to appear in court on July 6.

May 2010 - When she failed to appear at a court hearing, a bench warrant was issued for Lindsay's arrest. She was partying it up at the Cannes Film Festival in France, claiming to be stuck there with her passport stolen. As quickly as it was issued, the warrant was withdrawn after her people posted the $100,000 bond.


June 2009
- Rumors swirled that Lindsay allegedly stole $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry. She posed for Elle U.K. on June 6 and it was discovered that jewels from the photo shoot were missing. Two days later, reps from the studio went to the police and reported a pair of diamond earrings and a necklace stolen. Coincidentally, it was the same set that Lindsay wore in the photos. No charges were ever filed in the case.

January 2008 - Rumor had it that Lindsay allegedly stole an $11,000 fur coat from Masha Markova while attending a private party at 1 Oak in NYC. After several back and forth phone calls, the coat was mysteriously returned to the rightful owner without charges being filed.


November 2007
- Lindsay is convicted and sentenced to one day in jail, 10 days community service, three years probation, and an 18-month alcohol education program. She goes on to serve exactly 84 minutes behind bars.

August 2007 - Lindsay checks into rehab and heads to Cirque Lodge in Utah.

July 2007 - Just 10 days after leaving rehab, Lindsay is arrested again for DUI and driving on a suspended license. She is found with cocaine in her pockets and tries to convince cops that the pants weren't hers.

July 2007 - Lindsay completes 45 days of residential rehab treatment at Promises. After checking out, she wears an alcohol monitoring bracelet.

May 2007 - Lindsay is arrested for DUI and cops find cocaine in her possession.
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