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(Jalopnik)   Russians find the solution to rush hour traffic by: A) leaving work earlier. B) staggering arrival times. C) hiring fake ambulances   ( jalopnik.com) divider line
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2013-03-25 10:24:41 AM  
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Rude Turnip: The internet has given me the impression that the Russians are not a trustworthy nor honorable people. It seems that life is so hopeless over there that their young have taken to hanging off of towers at great heights and doing drugs that eat your flesh down to the bone. It is because of this that I understand why they need a strong and ruthless leader like Putin.

Can anyone say anything positive about Russia to change my mind?

Russian chicks are extremely good in the sack, even the pretty ones. This comes from having a culture of strong independent women who get shiat done, and they grow up surrounded by relatives who reinforce the idea that it is the woman's job to please the man in bed. The negative side is that if you mess around on them they will give no farks about murdering you, probably in a painful way. First gen ones make great wives because they know how good they have it compared to how bad things could be. They don't have the sense of entitlement/princess complex that western women grow up with.

Russian men are generally useless, mostly drunk, and generally cowardly. Except a few are hyper-intelligent but the limitation of their superpowers is they can only use the intelligence toward subjects that have no practical application like mathematics, and physics, and chess.
2013-03-25 09:41:24 AM  
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I guess it falls to me...

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2013-03-25 08:18:32 AM  
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Approves of using ambulances to clear traffic.
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