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(DFW Star-Telegram)   With a name like Whiskey Dalton Welcome Williams, chances are you will have interacted with the police once or twice or repeatedly   ( star-telegram.com) divider line
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2013-03-24 10:48:48 PM  
 even with all that,he's short one...Wayne.
2013-03-24 10:51:04 PM  
Easiest mugshot search ever.

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2013-03-24 11:18:10 PM  
This ain't workin out Dalton
2013-03-25 04:33:14 AM  
The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.  But the top three contenders, after weeks of debate, were Satan's Fingers, and The Killers, and The Hospital Bombers.
2013-03-25 04:50:19 AM  
I met a guy named "Whiskey Burns" once
2013-03-25 04:53:20 AM  
Whiskey Tango Welcome Foxtrot?
2013-03-25 05:05:32 AM  
You'd almost have to.
2013-03-25 06:28:43 AM  

Shadow Blasko: This ain't workin out Dalton

He's gonna wind up like the other Daltons
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That ain't sleepin'
2013-03-25 06:44:47 AM  
2013-03-25 06:48:03 AM  

steveGswine: Be POLITE. nice.


/I used to blow quotes like that in prison
2013-03-25 07:08:02 AM  
once or twice or repeatedly?
2013-03-25 07:48:51 AM  
Well, your mama was drinking whiskey when Dalton the Mailman happened by. Let's just say she welcomed him.
2013-03-25 08:09:25 AM  
Wanna avoid pissing off the cops?

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Just be nice.
2013-03-25 08:44:26 AM  
Domingo Ramirez Jr., 817-390-7763

ever notice how the level of writing improves when contact info is included after the story?

Oh, and, responsible gun owner until the slug entered the girl then, not so much.

An example of even one bullet being too much for some people to handle.
2013-03-25 10:36:44 AM  
So his nickname is "Richard", correct?
2013-03-25 11:26:53 AM  
I'm so glad this made it here.
2013-03-25 01:32:11 PM  
|Oh-oh Whiskey, if you were a woman..."
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