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(Orlando Sentinel)   For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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Bit'O'Gristle
2013-03-24 05:55:57 PM  
2 votes:
Hmmm.i would call jumping out of a van and chasing a woman who you don't know, and scaring the shiat out of her WOULD be considered not only a crime, but piss poor judgment. Harassment / intimidation, if not assault.

/way to go florida tards. Keep up the good work in the law enforcement community.
hardinparamedic
2013-03-24 07:32:38 PM  
1 vote:

Pick: You ARE required to have a CCW permit to carry a TASER in Florida.

Note: CCW=Concealed Carry WEAPON


Yeah. Not so much.

(4)It is not a violation of this section for a person to carry for purposes of lawful self-defense, in a concealed manner:
(a)A self-defense chemical spray.(b)A nonlethal stun gun or dart-firing stun gun or other nonlethal electric weapon or device that is designed solely for defensive purposes.
ReapTheChaos
2013-03-24 06:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
My old man told me, before he left this shiatty world, he said "son; never chase women or buses, you'll always get left behind."
lack of warmth
2013-03-24 05:59:02 PM  
1 vote:
Hey come on now, they are just good boys.  They just wanted to introduce themselves and then take her to see their mother.

/Mind you mom is dead and they were going to rape her in mom's bedroom.
// With dead mom still in the room.
///They're good boys I tell you.
RickN99
2013-03-24 05:56:20 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.

It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.


Especially if he'd been banging her head into the pavement at the time...
Satanic_Hamster [TotalFark]
2013-03-24 05:55:08 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.


It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.
hardinparamedic
2013-03-24 05:53:54 PM  
1 vote:
On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.
Because People in power are Stupid
2013-03-24 04:58:10 PM  
1 vote:
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catusr [TotalFark]
2013-03-24 04:42:25 PM  
1 vote:
You're allowed to chase them, so long as you don't catch them?
 
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