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(Orlando Sentinel)   For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-24 06:12:28 PM  
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LovingTeacher: Is a rag with ether OK? Because if they both are I know where I'm looking for my next job.

You dolt. Chloroform. Ether would evaporate by the time you catch her.
2013-03-24 05:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
People! People! Put down the pitchforks! TFA says it was a truck!
2013-03-24 05:56:41 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.

Only if he's wielding a potentially lethal can of Arizona Sweet Tea, however. That's the difference that you have to fear for your life.
2013-03-24 05:55:08 PM  
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hardinparamedic: On the other hand, it is legally defensible for that woman to taze your ass if you're chasing her for no apparent reason.

Ladies, a Taser X-29 (The kind the police carry) is 299 bucks, doesn't require a CCW permit, and is fun to use.

It's Florida; if he had been wearing a hoodie she could have shot him.
2013-03-24 04:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
She wouldn't get in for the candy

/what else you gonna do?
2013-03-24 03:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
How else are we supposed to git our wimmins? Man's gotta have wimmins.

mmmm, wimmins
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