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(Washington Post)   Maximum trolling: not only naming your Sept. 11 baby "Jihad," but sending him to pre-school in a t-shirt that says "I am a bomb"   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, ump party, Muslim Youth, jihads, home runs, french cities  
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2013-03-24 01:12:21 AM  
10 votes:
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Here's Daddy, changing little Jihad's diaper
2013-03-24 01:48:50 AM  
8 votes:
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2013-03-24 01:43:34 AM  
6 votes:
I named my baby Obamacare and make him wear a onesie that says "I am a death panel."
2013-03-24 01:29:36 AM  
4 votes:
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/For great justice!
2013-03-24 01:26:21 AM  
4 votes:
Ceci n'est pas une bombe
2013-03-24 03:19:51 AM  
3 votes:

Moriel:  For the ignorant who are also too lazy to click the link, here's a list of people named Jihad who are famous enough to hav etheir own Wikipedia pages.

Jihad Azour, Lebanese (Christian) Minister of Finance
Jihad Ballout, Communications Director of Al Arabiya
Jihad Harik (born 1960), Lebanese American television actor
Jihad Helwi (born 1985), Lebanese football player
Jihad Ahmed Jibril (1961-2002), assassinated son of Ahmed Jibril, founder of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine - General Command
Jihad Khodr (born 1983), Brazilian professional surfer
Jihad Makdissi, Foreign ministry spokesman of the Syrian government from 1998 to 2012
Mohammad Jihad al-Laham, Syrian speaker of parliament

The only terrorists mentioned in that article are the pre-school teacher, the mayor, and the prosecutor who have nothing better to do than use their own ignorance and fear to try and justify destroying the lives and innocent people!

It's like that one time I greeted my friend Jack when I saw he was on the same flight as me.
2013-03-24 01:54:36 AM  
3 votes:
My husband and I were gay married in 2011.

We parade around with our adopted Chinese daughter. All three of us wear pink t-shirts with the words "cock slave" imprinted.

/ None of that is true, but let me know when FOX News reports it
// TIA!
2013-03-24 01:47:02 AM  
3 votes:
Jihad will grow up to learn school yard jokes:

yo mama so dumb, she uses a VCR for an IED remote

Yo mama so fat she broker he leg and jihad poured out

yo mama so fat, I yelled "OH YEAH" and she came crashin through the wall with a bombjacket

/too soon?
2013-03-24 12:16:39 AM  
3 votes:
Only in America can you get away with all of that
2013-03-24 08:14:29 AM  
2 votes:
in a France increasingly ill at ease with its growing Muslim population.

Come on France. Don't you know everything needs to change to make the muslims happy? How dare you not change your way of life to suit them!
2013-03-24 03:22:24 AM  
2 votes:
I think I'll move to Phoenix and change my name to Haboob Jihad.
2013-03-24 02:42:00 AM  
2 votes:
How tacky.  Should have just named the kid Aeyamabom
2013-03-24 01:47:01 AM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: Thanks Merci, Obama!

2013-03-24 01:23:58 AM  
2 votes:
The kid's picture on the other hand, is hilarious.

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2013-03-25 08:53:11 AM  
1 vote:
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Really FARK?
2013-03-24 12:12:16 PM  
1 vote:

Okoboji: This didn't happen in the US?  I'm actually stunned!

If it happened in the US someone would have shot the kid.

Dedmon: I think the discussion really ought to be about wether or not the family deserves jail time for percieved differences in opinion.

It can be about both.  The mother can still be a stupid trollish coont and the French can still suck at freedom of speech.  Holocaust denial is still a criminal act in France - they don't take FOS as seriously as we do.
2013-03-24 10:45:13 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, the store was probably out of "I am an attention whore" onesies in the kid's size.

/The mother is a dumb coont
//So are the school people
2013-03-24 08:58:32 AM  
1 vote:
Another parent should change their kid's name to Crusader or Martyr Maker.
2013-03-24 07:35:14 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: France is so farked.
I hope a get a chance to visit it while French people are still living there.

I am from the future and I am telling you, learn Mandarin.
2013-03-24 04:22:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-24 03:02:55 AM  
1 vote:
I submitted this months ago with a better headline.

/hey, my first time saying it, ok?
2013-03-24 02:33:01 AM  
1 vote:

brian7dog: Ryker's Peninsula: Ok.  I'm the biggest D-A-D fan I know, but I still wouldn't name my child after the second track of their "No Fuel Left for the Pilgrims" album.
I would have named him ZCMI.

or Ill Will

2013-03-24 01:50:45 AM  
1 vote:
baby is entitled to wear what it wants. you try wearing clothes that small. sucks.
2013-03-24 01:43:00 AM  
1 vote:
So....are we all in agreement that the French have surrendered to their fear of this young child?
2013-03-24 01:35:36 AM  
1 vote:
Whats their Fark handle?
2013-03-24 01:26:00 AM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: cman: Only in America can you get away with all of that

Are you serious? If children in U.S. are getting in trouble for biting a toaster pastry in what appears to be a gun or for drawing a picture of a gun, what makes you think an American school wouldn't go all zero tolerance on the kid? They wouldn't even take into consideration that he's only 3-years old.

Because terrorist speech is okay, and being pro-gun is not.  You need to remember that zero tolerance rules are only enforced to stamp out the stuff that the ruling elite don't like.  It has nothing to do with safety.  It's about control and promoting "correct" ideas.
2013-03-24 01:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks, Obama!
2013-03-24 12:54:02 AM  
1 vote:
French mother on trial for son Jihad's T-shirt

cman: Only in America can you get away with all of that

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