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(Some Guy)   Fifteen mid-century modern dream homes that will kill your children . . . FROM THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF PLAYING IN THEM   ( projectophile.wordpress.com) divider line
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2013-03-23 06:40:53 PM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one who read that headline in Sterling Archer's voice?
2013-03-23 05:10:58 PM  
2 votes:
Damn.  I misread that.

I was looking for mid 15th-century dream homes.  Those looked rather modern in comparison.
2013-03-23 03:07:09 PM  
2 votes:
I'd get one of those houses just because they would kill any kids who dared step on my lawn.
2013-03-23 11:34:44 PM  
1 vote:
And they missed one of the worst offenders: the Paul Rudolph-designed house that Halston owned in the 70s.  Dozens of levels and no railings.

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See the steps on the left?  Liza Minelli fell down the entire flight one night during a party.
2013-03-23 08:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
Screw the children, 90% of those homes would kill me within 6 months if I was given access to vodka.
2013-03-23 06:59:46 PM  
1 vote:

t3knomanser: Am I the only one who read that headline in Sterling Archer's voice?

No -- no, you're not.  I literally -- well, figuratively  -- read that in Archer's voice.

/Holy shiat snacks!
2013-03-23 06:23:56 PM  
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kroonermanblack: TV's Vinnie: God, I would so  love to live in "Mad Men" digs like these.

Anyone who would own these homes is smart (and successful) enough to know better than have any kids in the first place.

You really shouldn't define your life on bad pop culture.

It's only bad to you cuz you're poor.
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