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(Cracked)   Have you ever wanted a personal helper monkey? Just remember the goods and bads of owning one   ( cracked.com) divider line
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2013-03-23 04:27:11 PM  
3 votes:
Pray for mojo

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2013-03-23 03:05:14 PM  
3 votes:
Monkey sh*t. Monkey sh*t everywhere.
2013-03-23 06:00:52 PM  
2 votes:
After that lady got mauled by that chimp, I want nothing to do with monkeys.
2013-03-23 05:57:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-23 04:52:01 PM  
2 votes:

Demetrius: There are dumb-ass Cracked articles, and then there's this one.

That article was really farking stupid.
2013-03-23 03:53:51 PM  
2 votes:
"the goods and bads" submitter?

Did your helper monkey type that for you?
2013-03-23 07:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
Monkeys give me the willies. I could never have a helper monkey, I'd always be expecting it to tear my face off. Little bastard would probably hold your face up like a trophy and cackle maniacally.

/ face
// off
/// not helpful!
2013-03-23 07:02:08 PM  
1 vote:
Speaking of pet peeve, I really, truly, and deeply despise anyone who claims that their pet is a "helper animal" solely because they want, for themselves and their pet, the privileges given actual helper animals when it comes to public access & interaction. There are folks out there who really do need helper animals to deal with not just physical, but also psychological, hurdles, and these assholes make a mockery of that need.

No different than pretending to be handicapped just to get a parking placard, and just as friggin' despicable.
2013-03-23 06:35:59 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but we all know how having a helper monkey ends up.

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2013-03-23 06:28:29 PM  
1 vote:

JosephFinn: Ryker's Peninsula: Monkey Shines was a terrible movie.

God damnit, I was headed here to post this.

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I'm so old, I saw that movie in the theaters in college.  Dragged a bunch of friends to go see it.  Sounds dumb, they said.  It's George Romero, I said, it must be awesome.  Two hours later, I lost a bunch of friends.
2013-03-23 06:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
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Haven't you always wanted a mon-key?
2013-03-23 05:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
Not even going to bother clicking on it. The helper monkey probably made it three "pages" long in one narrow column.
2013-03-23 04:48:40 PM  
1 vote:
There are dumb-ass Cracked articles, and then there's this one.
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