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(Quad City Times)   Rugged, independent, small-government farmers to receive $16 billion in crop insurance payments for drought of 2012   ( qctimes.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, crop insurance, Jeff Flake, farmers, crops, federal government, payments  
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2013-03-23 12:14:53 PM  
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Meanwhile my Farmville crop has failed but I get jackshiat for my losses. And don't get me started on how thr Mob Wars has affected production.
2013-03-23 10:42:09 PM  
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Burr: That is for 200 acres of corn, 200 head of hog, 20 head of cattle, and 5 sheep (damn grandfather and his damn sheep).

Maybe they should try raising the rest of the hogs and cattle too; I can't imagine you can get much meat off just the heads.
2013-03-23 12:33:08 PM  
1 vote:

atomicmask: You ultralib farkers can eat that concrete and bricks your democratic cities are made of right?


if not, shut the fark up and pay for your food, and pay for ours also. We could easly feed ourselves if we grew for local consumption rather then global production. We have plenty of land, resources, and the ability to plant mixture of crops to have a stable diet. You however, would have to eat the daydreams and bullshiat your lives are made of if we did that. You would not have bread, meat, or beer. You subside because if you didn't, you would starve. Two pounds of wheat for a day's wages, and six pounds of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine! You would be living it.

huh.  a biblical troll.  5/10.  I kinda liked it!
2013-03-23 12:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
Subby? Do you have car insurance? Do you consider yourself self reliant?

You do?

Then geabod.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-23 12:01:30 PM  
1 vote:
What a bootstrap looks like:

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