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(Huffington Post)   "What John Mayer Hasn't Done In 3 Years?" It's either Taylor Swift or a tour, I bet   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-03-22 02:32:09 PM  
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kab: The pop worlds pretty boy,  less talented version of J. Bonnamassa.


And ya know what? I bet he's just crying himself to sleep...on his bed of money, surrounded by whores as far as the eye can see.
2013-03-22 11:50:30 AM  
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2013-03-22 06:46:08 PM  
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red5ish: I just listened to Mayer for the first time on YouTube. Not bad at all. Don't understand all the hate in this thread. Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. Still, he has talent.

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2013-03-22 12:10:12 PM  
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kumanoki: Rapmaster2000: I think John Mayer exists as an imaginary figure for women in their 30s who wish to be women in their early 20s that get banged by a soulful douche with a guitar.  He's like Kaiser Soze, but instead of a myth among criminals he's a myth among bored women with desk jobs.

Has anyone ever heard his music?  I've been told he sings songs, but I've never heard any.  There is no John Mayer.

Sadly, he exists. I've me tim. He was hawking his pre-breakout CD Inside Wants Out and touring around Georgia. He would do gigs at the The Uptown Tap in Columbus. He was a giant douchebag. It was clear that he felt himself better than having to do the small gigs.

I heard he's from Decatur, but I've lived in Decatur for 10 years and I've never seen the guy.  The whole town is just lesbians and me so if I saw another guy I'm pretty sure I'd notice.
2013-03-22 11:55:51 AM  
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