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2013-03-22 08:30:54 AM  
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It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiatE state of affairs to be in, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference!
2013-03-22 08:28:13 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-22 09:18:02 AM  
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Prima Nocte. If we can't get them out, we breed them out.
2013-03-22 09:06:23 AM  
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The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: I don't think anyone remembers the American Revolution.

There's certainly a sliver of the American populace that don't remember it with any accuracy.

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Yeah, I don't remember Material Defenders in the Revolutionary War.
2013-03-22 08:51:53 AM  
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Norfolking Chance: We will say don't let the door hit you on the way out.

If the English had any sense they'd secede first and lumber us Scots with the Norn Airish.
2013-03-22 08:47:08 AM  
1 vote:
Does this mean that Sean Connery will finally move back and start paying taxes?
2013-03-22 08:45:24 AM  
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2013-03-22 08:44:52 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: And what's England going to do if Scotland decides to secede?

They aren't known for taking secession lightly. They typically lose, but it's a bloody battle.

Yes, we all remember the Anglo-Canadian war, the Anglo-Australian war, the Anglo-New-Zealand war and the 1997 war with China over Hong Kong.
2013-03-22 08:42:24 AM  
1 vote:
Will be there when the revolution comes, if they can get out of the elevator:

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2013-03-22 08:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
So if they chose not too, do they get land and titles in exchange?
2013-03-22 08:35:48 AM  
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Skinink?   I don't think he's right in the head.
2013-03-22 08:34:54 AM  
1 vote:
If it's not Scottish, it's CRRRRAP!
2013-03-22 08:27:59 AM  
1 vote:
And what's England going to do if Scotland decides to secede?

They aren't known for taking secession lightly. They typically lose, but it's a bloody battle.
2013-03-22 08:27:59 AM  
1 vote:
Probably won't happen, but if it did, I'd probably go for dual US/Scottish citizenship so I could have a tartan passport.
2013-03-22 08:25:11 AM  
1 vote:
Only true Scotsmen get to vote.
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