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(Des Moines Register)   Security guard fired for joking about the CEO being kidnapped the way Clark Griswold's boss was abducted in the movie 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.' He couldn't be more surprised if he woke up with his head sewn to the carpet   ( desmoinesregister.com) divider line
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2013-03-21 01:40:29 PM  
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Well, what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shiat he is! Hallelujah! Holy shiat! Where's the Tylenol?
2013-03-21 04:50:07 PM  
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2013-03-21 01:46:42 PM  
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This week, on Cat Wrangler Apprentice, we saw that Philip Katslipper was voted off Puddy Tat Island. Katslipper was strong going in to this week's competition but failed miserably during the final challenge "Getting the Cat Back into the Bag"

The luck of the draw left Katslipper paired with Mister Fluffy, a twenty pound Persian with full claws. Mister Fluffy, reportedly angry that the event coincided with one of his twelve daily naps, took it out on Katslipper. Long after all the other competitors had bagged their kitties, Katslipper and Mister Fluffy were still going at it.

"He gave it his all" said competitor Myra Flounceybouncer, "he gave it all and a couple of pints of blood."

Katslipper, bitter at losing this far through the competition said "At least I won't have to endure the "Is it Mounds of Poo or Mounds of Mounds test". The 'mounds test' as it is known, pits the final contestants skill as they search through a large litter box looking for the one unwrapped Mounds candy bar as it is hidden, well, you get the idea.

The winner of the competition will get a mid manager's job with PetCo. A prize worth almost $20,000 a year.
2013-03-21 01:35:04 PM  
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Principal spokeswoman Susan Houser said the company was unable to comment on matters involving either employees or non-employees of Principal.

Sounds like a boring job.
2013-03-21 01:34:16 PM  
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xanadian: That's only because Christmas Vacation was horrible and in no way funny, submitter....

It was funnier than Scrooged.  Even Grave of the Fireflies was funnier than Scrooged.
2013-03-21 12:22:23 PM  
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