Voiceofreason01: What do you call it when you feel the need to go on national TV and make an unsolicited, unprovoked comment that you're not gay?
ManateeGag: I support the military, but I'm not a soldier
Sgt Otter: ManateeGag: I support the military, but I'm not a soldierThat puts you ahead of Saxby Chambliss.
what_now: Sgt Otter: ManateeGag: I support the military, but I'm not a soldierThat puts you ahead of Saxby Chambliss.Come now. I'm positive he has a flag pin. What more do you people want?
DammitIForgotMyLogin: He's not a woman either, but that didn't stop him marrying one of them
bearded clamorer: Saxby Chambliss? Is that like a Rusty Trombone, or a Jizzy Gillespie?
Rapmaster2000: And Saxby is supposed to be the most moderate GOP Southern Senator.
FloydA: Can someone translate that from idiot to English? Does he really not know the difference between optional and mandatory?
Shadowknight: Like this, I guess. "Oh, I do declare this heat to be unsustainable. This here flower is wilting."
Genevieve Marie: Rapmaster2000: And Saxby is supposed to be the most moderate GOP Southern Senator.Seriously? The guy won by insinuating that a triple amputee veteran was the same as Osama Bin Laden.And yet you're probably right. He probably is the most moderate of the GOP southern senators.God help us all.
HotWingConspiracy: Maybe he really thinks making it legal means he has to marry a man.Old people get soft headed and everywhere they go fox news is on.
thurstonxhowell: It's interesting. He could have said virtually the same thing in order to voice his support for gay marriage."I'm not gay, so I'm not going to marry one.""Don't like gay marriage? Don't have one."What's the difference between these two expressions, really? Isn't the one just the first person version of the other? Yet, apparently, Saxby used his version to say he does not support gay marriage.Interesting.
oldernell: Saxby is retiring. It is the only good thing he has done for the non-rich people of Georgia in his entire tenure.
monoski: Sounds like Larry Craig: I am not gay so I am not going to marry one, I will just blow one in the airport bathroom.
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