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(Orlando Sentinel)   Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like   ( articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-21 10:07:13 AM  
9 votes:
Another version of the story says the couple had dinner at Applebee's and then describes the attack as her trying to eat the penis and testicles  of the victim.

Does this sound like the actions of a woman who has had all she can eat?
2013-03-21 10:03:05 AM  
4 votes:
The ecstasy and the agony?
2013-03-21 10:58:36 AM  
3 votes:
If you want to pay for pussy, fine. Just don't get it at the dollar store.
2013-03-21 10:35:43 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-21 10:25:42 AM  
2 votes:
Todd Bridges has really let himself go
2013-03-21 10:18:45 AM  
2 votes:
A friend wants to know what order you ARE supposed to do those things in.
2013-03-21 09:59:32 AM  
2 votes:

JackieRabbit: Misuse of the word escort is so annoying.

That clearly is a ho.

An escort is a small car manufactured by Ford
2013-03-21 02:21:22 PM  
1 vote:

drayno76: hitlersbrain: Ecstasy is less harmful than childrens' cough syrup. They made it illegal because some idiot died from dehydration while dancing and they somehow got the blame put on the drug. I can only guess it's to make sure the prisons stay nice and full of non-violent offenders.

I don't know, caught syrup, even adult kind,  doesn't give me a body temp of 100.4 and BP of 95, make me want to run around and find someone to rub all over and then follow with the wildest craziest sex ever; but good MDMA does.  I don't buy the harmless claim, the first time I took MDMA I knew it was serious and something that needed to be taken with moderation.

I've heard of people who've had serotonin blow out that's lasted for months because they went on a long-term Molly binge.  It's fun every couple of the months to take it with the wife and have some serious couple cuddle time and deep connection, but I wouldn't call it 'less harmful than childrens' cough syrup.'  Regularly deadly, no.  However, it's not something I'd want to abuse daily.  I like light doses and relaxed times, the kids can party up on doubles and have convulsions to Wubsetp; I'd rather chill with the wife.

My cat has only tried it a couple of times, but he will remember those experiences forever. The conversation, the company, the sense of connection. Did it on the beach a couple of summers ago at night. My cat wishes his wife would try mdma with him.

2013-03-21 01:00:56 PM  
1 vote:

Mr.Hawk: ristst: Ya get what ya pay for.....oh heavens, do you ever.

Unless you actually wanted a female Samuel L. Jackson.

I'm tired of this motherfarking penis in my motherfarking mouth!
2013-03-21 11:43:56 AM  
1 vote:
Jeff Weiner reporting on the latest penis attack down at the Crestwood Suites.
2013-03-21 11:31:24 AM  
1 vote:
eye bleach please!
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2013-03-21 11:26:59 AM  
1 vote:
Heh, reminds me of when i went to Chicago and stayed in a hotel. Few hours after i got there, someone knocked on the door. When i opened it, there was this black hooker who wanted to know if there was a party in my room. I told her no...no party dear..try down the hall. And she said...but..ill blow you for 10 bucks. Um....no thanks. I can jack off for free, and i don't have to worry about taking home something i didn't come here with. Like aids or teh syf. Thanks, but no. If i wanted to experience a flapped out whore's vag, i would stir a five gallon bucket of warm mayo with my johnson.
2013-03-21 11:04:27 AM  
1 vote:
That's some CBT gone into the Red Zone, literally and figuratively. Bad scene, that is. One should always spell out the hard limits before starting a scene, and unless blood-play is specifically requested, should put the brakes on the CBT play.

I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action.
2013-03-21 10:48:35 AM  
1 vote:
I don't tell you how to do YOUR job, subby.
2013-03-21 10:12:13 AM  
1 vote:
That's no escort. That there is a hooker.
2013-03-21 10:10:39 AM  
1 vote:
There has to be a game show somewhere called "What would you put your penis in?!!!"
And the contestants would have to make a series of dares, choices, and disgusting one-upsmanship.
2013-03-21 10:09:34 AM  
1 vote:
I call her bitey.
2013-03-21 10:03:05 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: He took her to dinner?

You can't feed them after midnight, you don't want to see what happens then
2013-03-21 10:02:49 AM  
1 vote:
Man, that sucks.

Or, rather, doesn't suck, as the case may be.
2013-03-21 09:58:11 AM  
1 vote:
He took her to dinner?
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