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(Orlando Sentinel)   Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like   ( articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-21 11:31:24 AM  
2 votes:
eye bleach please!
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2013-03-21 10:03:05 AM  
2 votes:
The ecstasy and the agony?
2013-03-21 10:02:04 AM  
2 votes:
2013-03-21 12:59:44 PM  
1 vote:
But she had a 5 star rating on methscorts.com!
2013-03-21 11:26:59 AM  
1 vote:
Heh, reminds me of when i went to Chicago and stayed in a hotel. Few hours after i got there, someone knocked on the door. When i opened it, there was this black hooker who wanted to know if there was a party in my room. I told her no...no party dear..try down the hall. And she said...but..ill blow you for 10 bucks. Um....no thanks. I can jack off for free, and i don't have to worry about taking home something i didn't come here with. Like aids or teh syf. Thanks, but no. If i wanted to experience a flapped out whore's vag, i would stir a five gallon bucket of warm mayo with my johnson.
2013-03-21 11:04:27 AM  
1 vote:
That's some CBT gone into the Red Zone, literally and figuratively. Bad scene, that is. One should always spell out the hard limits before starting a scene, and unless blood-play is specifically requested, should put the brakes on the CBT play.

I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action.
2013-03-21 10:58:36 AM  
1 vote:
If you want to pay for pussy, fine. Just don't get it at the dollar store.
2013-03-21 10:46:07 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus jumping Crikey, there is a point where it is just safer & more satisfying to hit the Tube sites and handle the matter yourself.  Plus, less risk of disease, unless Rosy and her sisters went somewhere they weren't supposed to.
2013-03-21 10:40:59 AM  
1 vote:
When they're dead, they're just hookers.
2013-03-21 10:06:42 AM  
1 vote:
How much would you pay for her company?

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2013-03-21 09:57:56 AM  
1 vote:
She looks like an extra from The Walking Dead
2013-03-21 09:57:42 AM  
1 vote:
Misuse of the word escort is so annoying.
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