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(New York Daily News)   Stupid couple buys $220K Lamborghini. Stupid couple crashes $220K Lamborghini. Stupid couple flees $220K Lamborghini   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-03-21 03:34:55 PM  
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Turbo Cojones: Flint Ironstag: TaxiDriver: SultanofSchwing: http://www.lambonb.com/used-Orange+County-2008-Lamborghini-Murcielago - LP640+Coupe+SOLD-zHWBU37S18LA02737

This is why you should be required to take an advanced driving course before owning a vehicle like that...

An automatic !!!!?

Why not? F1 cars are "automatic" these days. The car can change gear faster than you can and lets you keep both hands on the wheel.

I would say that the owner of an auto Lambo would need both hands free just to search frantically for his microscopically tiny wiener.  Sure it's faster, but few of these cars get driven anyway so i doubt that is even a concern.

Isn't it the job of the hooker in the passenger seat to find your weiner? What the hell are you paying her for? Conversation?
2013-03-21 03:15:51 PM  
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Wasn't there a ring of people buying exotics in CA with fraud credit and such then shipping them to Asia and such? I'd bet dollars to strippers this is that sort of thing. If you steal from rich people, that is one thing, just get a better driver next time dbags.
2013-03-21 02:51:08 PM  
1 vote:
This happened in La Jolla. It's entirely possible the owner just abandoned the car, took a cab to the nearest exotic dealer and bought whatever super car they had on the floor at the moment.
2013-03-21 02:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
They ran down the street to go harass seals.
2013-03-21 01:19:19 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Police said there was no indication that the car had been stolen, but that they have not yet located its owners, and so it had been impounded.

Owners:  I want to report a stolen lambo that I just bought.  I parked it and when I came back, it was gone.  Oh, you have one?  Great.  What?  It's smashed up?  Did you catch the perps?  No?  Good, I mean good thing no one was hurt.  So Imma gonna file an insurance claim on this stolen vehicle...
2013-03-21 12:14:27 PM  
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Im sure drugs and alcohol were not involved
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