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(Philly.com)   Turtle study shows that once again, humans are dicks   ( philly.com) divider line
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2013-03-21 07:53:12 AM  
3 votes:
Sometimes they're asses, not dicks.

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2013-03-21 04:02:30 AM  
3 votes:
Personally, I think we should just have a land mine in the rubber turtle. Nothing of value would be lost.
2013-03-21 07:18:50 AM  
2 votes:
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What do you mean, I'm not helping?
2013-03-21 11:23:32 AM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, that same teacher made it a point to let us know that any animal we hit & kill is legally ours to take home and eat.

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2013-03-21 08:37:56 AM  
1 vote:

Dadoody: ...on breaks or swErving and


You're on the toilet, aren't you?  ;-)
2013-03-21 07:38:31 AM  
1 vote:
I would only swerve to hit wasps.

But they're too small snd I usually miss them and hit children instead so it's really not worth it....
2013-03-21 07:24:43 AM  
1 vote:
I somehow can't see "turtle underpasses" as a viable solution.

Unless there's some kind of turtle-education program put into place or something.
2013-03-21 07:18:50 AM  
1 vote:
What if you put a congressperson in the road...
fatality 100%
2013-03-21 06:24:16 AM  
1 vote:
Eh, humans are scum.

They'd probably get the same result with a realistic-looking fake baby in the road. Or, hell, a real baby.
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