Spiralmonkey: What constitutes an artisanal cheese chop? Do they use hand made guillotines lubricated with the armpit secretions of 80 year old French nuns? Is it somewhere you can take your own home-made caboc and they'll cut it into daisy-shaped rounds that fit exactly onto your hand-pressed oatcakes seasoned with lavender? Do they make motorbikes out of matured Wensleydale?
llevrok: Do you know how the hipster burned his tongue?He drank coffee before it was cool.
spicorama: So did anyone actually read all that BS and care to summarize it for the rest of us?/tldr
vernonFL: I'm making a tiny desk concert of vintage 70's analog synthesizers with lyrics by a Tibetan throat singer. Ramsang Normchamp. You've probably never heard of him.
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