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4536 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Mar 2013 at 3:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 03:12:07 PM  
3 votes:
my manager, rick, is always busting my balls about leaving sh*t in the fryer for too long and coming in late sometimes. last week he gave me a second warning and took me off the schedule. it's so obvious that rick and his illuminati brothers are just scared that i'm getting too close to the truth. I'M ON TO YOU RICK
2013-03-20 05:12:21 PM  
2 votes:
Years ago while reading a GI Joe comic there was a part about how Cobra was producing sit coms to make people stupid. Still gives me a giggle.
2013-03-20 04:27:30 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-20 03:59:42 PM  
2 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Thread needs more New World Order whargarbl.

f*ck the police - comin straight from the underground. young ni**a got it bad cause i'm brown and not the other color, so police think they have the authority to kill a minority.
2013-03-20 03:39:57 PM  
2 votes:
Oh c'mon, screw this Illuminati crapola, everyone knows the Jews run Hollywood!...
2013-03-20 02:42:59 PM  
2 votes:
Kristin Stewart Sexually Initiated by Jodie Foster

Oh yeah.

This event took place a few months before Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart started filming the Panic Room Film

Oh no.
2013-03-20 05:54:09 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing the Illuminati were behind cutting off that headline.
2013-03-20 05:27:21 PM  
1 vote:

Bonkthat_Again: Much easier to blame things on a secret society of entertainers than to delve into the secret society of high level banking officials and government officials.

The banking/government one is not even a secret. People are just dumb and distracted, thanks to the secret society of entertainers.
2013-03-20 04:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
When Tom Wopat fists your cat, he opens a two-way radio for speaking with God.
2013-03-20 02:40:06 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Anne Hathaway's vagina, is there anything you can't do?

/What's odd is that is not the first time I've ever said that.
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