bdub77: Have I covered all the bases?
bdub77: OMG people have different parental styles.
MaxxLarge: bdub77: Have I covered all the bases?None of the snark changes the fact that kids just plain used to behave better in public, because their parents weren't indulgent hipster jagoffs who let the tiny assholes get away with bloody murder. Kids acting up and pitching tantrums in public used to be a shocking rarity.
Carousel Beast: meat0918: MaxxLarge: bdub77: Have I covered all the bases?None of the snark changes the fact that kids just plain used to behave better in public, because their parents weren't indulgent hipster jagoffs who let the tiny assholes get away with bloody murder. Kids acting up and pitching tantrums in public used to be a shocking rarity.No they didn't. It's the same damn complaint every farking generation. "Kids these days!!!"Kids have always misbehaved in public.No they haven't./You sound like a child
bdub77: Kid hating thread rules:1) Whenever possible replace the word kid or child with 'crotchspawn'.2) You were never a kid and your mother was never a whore for giving birth to you.3) Relate story about one time a baby or toddler was bad on your flight because you f*cking paid $1000 to be crammed into a sardine can going 500mph and you can't be bothered to buy a nice $200 pair of noise cancelling headphones that will last you the rest of your life.4) Alternate airplane horror story: some kid behind you kicked your seat, forcing you to relive memories of being in middle school.5) Your relative has a child and they are fine - it's YOUR child that is the problem.6) Kids should be beaten so they learn their lesson. You don't abuse your child that's why you fail as a parent.7) Babies can't even eat by themselves or go to the bathroom without help what kind of bullsh*t is that?8) Kids these days, all they do is listen to crappy pop music and Twitter sex messages. Why in my day...9) Abortions are really cool and make an amazing sucking sound. I got one so should you and...hold on I have to cry for a few minutes...10) My life is awesome because I don't have them.11) Kids are horrible investments.12) People with kids are less happy.13) Stop sharing your life with your children with us.14) Overpopulation blah blah blah and f*ck adoption.Have I covered all the bases?
Phil Moskowitz: That's why you scream at them with a viciousness that makes them pee.
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