MaxxLarge: So, wait...let me get this straight: Having a sticky, shrieking, incontinent, Goldfish-cracker-dust-covered rug-ape bounding unescured around the back of a mini-van, obstructing your view, hearing and attention while you try to navigate dense traffic is regarded as "dangerous?"Shet mah mouf.
bdub77: Have I covered all the bases?
MaxxLarge: bdub77: Have I covered all the bases?None of the snark changes the fact that kids just plain used to behave better in public, because their parents weren't indulgent hipster jagoffs who let the tiny assholes get away with bloody murder. Kids acting up and pitching tantrums in public used to be a shocking rarity.
cgraves67: "Wuzzat, wuzzat, wuzzat, wuzzat? Dump truck? Dump truck? Dump truck?" - my almost 2 year old in the car/no, it's a house
december: I'm getting a kick out of these replies since just this morning the guy behind me in a Honda Civic with tricked out rims was driving with his 2 or 3 year old daughter on his lap.In what universe does any rational person think this is a good idea?
Phil Moskowitz: That's why you scream at them with a viciousness that makes them pee.
bdub77: OMG people have different parental styles.
pdee: In a sane world we would now start a conversation about what is acceptable risk rather than anything in the name of safety.Unfortunately we don't live in a sane world.
GGracie: Worse than kids
lordargent: bdub77: 2) You were never a kid and your mother was never a whore for giving birth to you.I was a kid, but I grew up in the "don't make me stop this car and come back there" era.
namegoeshere: See, Dad?? You're supposed to PULL THE CAR OVER before you turn all the way around to face the back seat, let go of the wheel, and start reaching around for a kid to whack./by the grace of God we survived childhood//yeah, we usually deserved the whacking///not me...////definitely my brothers sisters though//brats, they were
Wellon Dowd: 1. High school girls at fundraiser car washes.[i.imgur.com image 800x398]2. The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.[i.imgur.com image 800x364]
FizixJunkee: Wellon Dowd: 1. High school girls at fundraiser car washes.[i.imgur.com image 800x398]2. The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.[i.imgur.com image 800x364]They look like they're 14 years old, dude.
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