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(Uproxx)   Jean-Claude Van Damme thinks Chris Hemsworth wants him to co-star in The Avengers 2   ( uproxx.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chris Hemsworth, Avengers, JCVD, The Expendables 2, Silver Surfer, Liam Hemsworth, DC Comics  
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3848 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Mar 2013 at 11:23 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 02:44:53 PM  
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Shamelessy stolen from SuperHeroHype comments:

"I just received new orders. The fans say that our part in the next Avengers movie should be canceled. We can all go home. Thanos is being paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like thick Austrian accents and kickboxing, they get packed up. But, we can all go home. Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river and I'm going to kick that sonofabiatch Thanos' ass so hard that the next Thanos-wannabe is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home - and who wants to appear in that movie with me?"
2013-03-20 01:53:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-20 11:59:40 AM  
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2013-03-20 11:33:43 AM  
1 vote:
My reaction to JCVD in anything = puke, best case
My reaction to JCVD as Silver Surfer = i'm going to kill ever last one of you mutherfarkers.

there will never be a good silver surfer movie. it's not going to happen.  I've accepted it and am trying to move on.
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