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(SFGate)   "Hey, it's Sunday night. Let's go to the strip club." "Naw, I'm tired." "Aw, c'mon, it will be fun. It's not like we're going to lose our legs or anything"   ( divider line
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13629 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 12:43 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-20 12:51:39 PM  
10 votes:
This reminds me of the time me and a buddy were just hassling some goofy blonde kid in a cantina and some old guy came out of nowhere and chopped my friend's arm off with a light saber.
2013-03-20 03:22:59 PM  
2 votes:
A night at a strip club usually costs me an arm and a leg.
2013-03-20 01:46:38 PM  
2 votes:

chitownmike: Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?


It's always annoying watching them try to get change to stay in the dancer's garter.
2013-03-20 01:43:31 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Who goes to a strip club on a Sunday?

2013-03-20 12:46:14 PM  
2 votes:
This next Halloween they can go back as Lt. Dan and Forest who keeps complaining that the strippers taste like cigarettes.
2013-03-20 03:31:12 PM  
1 vote:
There is nothing sadder on both sides of the stage than a Sunday night in the booby bar.
2013-03-20 02:29:45 PM  
1 vote:

HairyTwatter: Almost two weeks ago.  This happened ALMOST TWO WEEKS AGO.

Story's got legs.
2013-03-20 02:00:26 PM  
1 vote:

Tillmaster: It's not the first time that someone has gone out for a few drinks and ended up legless.

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/thanks, half-soldier
2013-03-20 01:24:13 PM  
1 vote:

abfalter: Robots are Strong: bigxnyc: Last lap dance they are ever going to have.

Are you kidding? The chair is going to get them all kinds of free dances. Until frank comes along and ruins everything.

I went to a strip club once and there was an old guy sitting there in a wheelchair.  One of the girls there said that his son pays the cover, wheels him in, and leaves him there for a few hours each day.   Guy was sitting in the chair and I am not sure he even knew where he was.

I'd lke to say that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in a strip club but....

"Hey, How come Tuco doesn't drop off his uncle no more?"

"Didn't yo hear?  Tuco's dead, man.  Got shot by DEA."

"Dayum, that's harsh.  So, ain't nobody bringing the old coot around no more?  That's sad.  The girls made his bell ring."
2013-03-20 12:58:13 PM  
1 vote:
When asked what caused the fight, the victim replied: "No clue, I'm stumped!"
2013-03-20 12:46:16 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Nothing good happens at 3:30 AM.  Nothing.

all of my kids have been made at 3:30AM or later...

/maybe you have a point
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