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(Orlando Sentinel)   The 911 call that saved Fark from another depressing Florida story and UCF from a mass shooting incident   ( articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-20 09:03:37 AM  
2 votes:

flucto: Good on him and stuff but I don't think it was locking the bathroom that saved him.

The South African defense rarely works
2013-03-20 10:41:47 AM  
1 vote:

kingflower: This guy was a UCF student, so he was not intelligent enough to carry out his elaborate plan.

1. Get lots of guns.
2. ?????
3. Kill myself.
2013-03-20 09:23:42 AM  
1 vote:

homelessdude: nope....we don't need gun control. carry on america.

we just need some straight talk, yes?

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No doubt. If I had been required to register my firearms with the government, this guy never would have snapped and killed himself.
2013-03-20 09:07:24 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, the courageous example everyone should follow when confronted by an armed madman.

Lock yourself in a bathroom and hope for the best.  Perhaps if he had vomited on himself or shiat his pants he would have also made himself a less attractive target.

Truly a liberal hero.
2013-03-20 09:00:26 AM  
1 vote:
Watch everyone go after the guns; and not the university that drove him insane.
2013-03-20 08:51:51 AM  
1 vote:
Good thing that University campuses in florida are still gun free.   Because crazy people / criminals actually stop because of signs.

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