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(My Fox DC)   Wisconsin will shut down one of its most popular nude beaches after struggling for years to curtail sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods. In other news, there are nude beaches in Wisconsin   ( myfoxdc.com) divider line
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2013-03-20 08:53:50 AM  
3 votes:
Purintanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be having a good time.  -Menken
2013-03-20 08:26:48 AM  
3 votes:
Poppycock, subby. What you're describing is impossible. Nudism is not about base voyeurism. It's certainly not any kind of fetish. And it's absolutely, positively not merely a technique for swingers who want to cut corners. No, nudism is a celebratory lifestyle in which open-minded people who are not defined by sex simply exult in the beauty of the human body and the free-spirited joy that comes from removing all barriers between it and nature. Nudists don't go to nude beaches to satisfy base, crass sexual urges. They have no base, crass sexual urges; they have evolved beyond those things. They are people in harmony with themselves and with each other, with nature and their place in it. With the universe. No, I'm afraid that this must be a bunch of non-nudists who are trying to give real nudists a bad name. That must be what it is.
2013-03-20 09:15:18 AM  
2 votes:

baronbloodbath: They don't skinny dip in Wisconsin.  They chunky dunk, don'tcha know?

There are tons of women in Wisconsin, there's just not that many of them.
2013-03-20 09:10:03 AM  
2 votes:
My parents were nudists, so we spent most of our time naked.  We actually went to this particular beach one summer break, about twenty years ago.  I remember finding hundreds of sand dollars, stacking them up next to our towels, believing they were worth actual dollars.  Then I dug this massively deep hole in the sand.  The patrol made me fill it in because they were afraid an early morning jogger might fall into it.  I clearly remember eating hamburgers with my dad, who passed away not long after that summer.  And having my first habenaro pepper experience - yikes!  It was an amazing trip.  And even though everyone was nude the entire time, the only nudity I remember was when these two gray haired but muscular men grabbed this poor kid out of the surf, drug him up to the woods, and brutally raped him.  Everyone pretended nothing was happening, but cringed when they used their bare hands to twist his head off his body.  His one eye got as big as a red grapefruit and then popped out of his skull to hang by a dull wet cord.  But the tide took him out to sea and we made a bonfire on the beach to roast hot dogs and marshmallows.

I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.
2013-03-20 01:31:16 PM  
1 vote:

Milo Minderbinder: //Lived in both MSN and MKE

I'm sorry.  Maybe someday you'll get the chance to visit Wisconsin.
2013-03-20 11:39:41 AM  
1 vote:
No matter how you slice it, taking a privilege away from everyone because of those who abuse it is stupid.  If it's because the authorities are too lazy to crack down on just the abusers, it's stupid.  If it's the only practical way to ensure a problem won't happen, that's not the fault of the authorities, but that it is that way is still stupid
2013-03-20 10:30:07 AM  
1 vote:
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This proves the theory that atleast one woman in a group picked her friends based on their ability to make her look better.  It's very sad that the 'hot' one is the only one you can tell is wearing both pieces of her suit.

/ I am leaving before my breakfast leaves me
2013-03-20 10:19:18 AM  
1 vote:
I realize that anudist beach is not a family entertainment venue. And a lot of you think its stupid and silly to shut it down because the sex. But I'm going to tell that gay mmen looking for hookups at places like this and parks and road side rest area, really make it a cfrappy place to be for people just wanting to go there and relax. I can't go to a park to sit and eat my lunch and read the paper without having a half dozen guys trolling me, looking to see if I'm there to give out quicky blowjobs. Makes me want to post a big sign next to me that reads "Not Gay, Leave Me Alone!" It is that bad! I won't go near those places without my girlfriend with me.
2013-03-20 09:35:13 AM  
1 vote:

stevetherobot: I call BS. Wisconsin isn't on the sea.

I take it you are not familiar with the Great Lakes, but your point is valid since the beach mentioned is on a river.  Which I am glad, for I don't want to touch the same water that touched a nude cheese head.  Not that all our folks are hot, but they don't have a serious cheese addiction.

MI has one nudist group that I am aware of.  They have their own club property, so no one can complain about having to see them.
2013-03-20 09:28:56 AM  
1 vote:
I went to a few clothing optional beaches when I was in Europe.  When I was younger it used to be this dream location.  Now, after going to a few of them, it's basically "big deal".  Yes, some of the women there were attractive, but they don't go there and strip down for anything sexual and anything beyond a simple glance makes them get up and leave.  If you're a nudist, it's great to be among others like you.  If you're not, if you're just wanting to scope out naked women, just either stay home and surf internet porn or hit a strip club.
2013-03-20 09:23:14 AM  
1 vote:

spentmiles: I used to have these terrible dreams of showing up at school completely dressed.  I suppose it's all your perspective on a thing.

I love reading your posts.
2013-03-20 08:55:50 AM  
1 vote:
A nude beach. In Wisconsin.

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/Hope it's at least somewhere up in the North Woods, where the trees can block the view.
2013-03-20 08:51:37 AM  
1 vote:
nude beach....wisconsin......cheese.....

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2013-03-20 08:50:11 AM  
1 vote:
Between the mosquitoes and the horseflies, I suspect the death toll is what is really causing the beach to close. Also, as a Wisconsin native, there are very few of us that anyone would want to see nude.
2013-03-20 08:35:42 AM  
1 vote:
This is the only nude beach I know of in Wisconsin
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