If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KHOU Houston)   Sure, you may have had to walk there uphill, both ways, in the snow, but at least your school wasn't infested with aggressive bats. "They're in the hallways chasing people"   ( khou.com) divider line
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

2847 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 7:35 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-03-20 09:17:50 AM  
2 votes:
i.i.com.comView Full Size
2013-03-20 08:27:10 AM  
2 votes:
art.penny-arcade.comView Full Size

2013-03-20 08:13:03 AM  
2 votes:
Pfft.  These kids are living in the lap of freakin luxury.  When I was in school, the giant bats were an extra item on the lunch menu, and we would trade other, smaller children for them during recess.  WE had velociraptors roaming free in the hallways, and they were the hall monitors to make sure you got to class on time, or you were torn apart, your screams echoing throughout the shcool, (the raptors had headset microphones to broadcast your screams over the PA system), and the scraps and bones were fed to the bats.  Cycle of life, people.

Kids these days have it too easy.
2013-03-20 07:55:25 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
2013-03-20 07:37:39 AM  
2 votes:
I thought every school was infested with aggessive brats.
2013-03-20 08:15:34 AM  
1 vote:
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf."
2013-03-20 07:59:07 AM  
1 vote:
28.media.tumblr.comView Full Size
2013-03-20 07:53:34 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ, Cerrano!
2013-03-20 07:52:02 AM  
1 vote:
They better give out some rabies vaccines (or at least the option to).  It is not uncommon for bats to be carriers of said disease.
/and it has just barely under a 100% mortality rate!  Two (2) people have survived it!  They were put into a coma to do it too.  Great odds.
2013-03-20 07:36:58 AM  
1 vote:
I thought those bat eating spiders were EVERYWHERE!!1!!!

/guess not
Displayed 10 of 10 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.