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(News.com.au)   To stay safe while on the job, Australian spies are required to wear bright yellow hi-viz clothing while operating under cover. Yes, Mr Bond, I expect you to die. Soon (possible Not safe for work content in sidebar)   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2013-03-20 02:39:20 AM  
7 votes:
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2013-03-20 05:18:09 AM  
3 votes:

Aussie_As: whether Australia should be more embarrassed by its security agencies

Two ASIOnecdotes.

1. A friend of mine was trialled to work for ASIO as a cryptographer. They bounced him after the interview because his records and history matched his CV and interview too closely - they felt he was dangerously honest.

2. Another friend of mine wanted to check ASIO's history, so he looked them up in the phone book and called them. He was put through three people before they asked him how he had the phone number. It all culminated with a startled ASIO office worker saying, "Wait, we're in the farking phone book?"
2013-03-20 04:51:47 AM  
3 votes:
It will come in handy if they get lost in the Alps.
2013-03-20 02:09:03 AM  
2 votes:
The Man With the Golden Vest
2013-03-20 09:52:44 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-20 03:04:29 AM  
1 vote:
Look at the spies
See how they spy on you
And all the things that you do
They were all yellow
2013-03-20 02:26:55 AM  
1 vote:
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So baby, I've got a full goon bag and the Crows are playing the Bombers.  Get the leg over and make me sing Advance Australia Fair
2013-03-20 02:21:13 AM  
1 vote:

Yogimus: In other news, the Australians have spies.

They must be pretty good at their jobs. I mean, you didn't have a clue, right?
2013-03-20 02:19:22 AM  
1 vote:

Yogimus: In other news, the Australians have spies.

Shows what I know. I thought they were construction crews.
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