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(Yahoo)   Today's headline that sounds dirty but really isn't: "Rex Ryan: Jets Not Actively Dangling Revis"   ( sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Darrelle Revis, Jets, Pedro the Lion, roster bonus, factual basis, John Idzik  
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2013-03-19 03:38:59 PM  
Well they should be. Let him hang out there. Show everyone else that you're packing the best DB in the NFL. Let someone give you a first-round pick for him.

/farking kill me
2013-03-19 03:40:52 PM  
I like feeling my Revis dangle, especially when I'm on the toilet. But when it splashes in the water, that's not so pleasant.
2013-03-19 03:48:45 PM  
That's hot.
2013-03-19 04:38:26 PM  
I would like to see, somehow, Revis and Danny Woodhead line up in the backfield. i can just imagine all the "Revis and Woodhead, uh-huh-huh, uh-=huh-huh-huh, BOYOYOYOYOIIINNNGGGG!" jokes.

"Hey revis....check it out.  Your coach likes feet.  Dumbass!"

"Shut up Woodhead!"
2013-03-19 04:38:51 PM  
Hey, who else is going to play with Mrs. Ryan's feet on camera?
2013-03-19 05:03:04 PM  
They better watch out. That's a good way to catch buttfumble!
2013-03-19 06:45:00 PM  
I thought Revis were a popular brand of jeans in China.
2013-03-19 06:52:30 PM  
HA HA! Dangly parts.

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2013-03-19 11:15:22 PM  
The fact that this blowhard means, in fact, they are trying to deal. I would package him with buttfumble; get rid of both contracts.
2013-03-19 11:48:12 PM  
If you think that's not dirty, you obviously haven't dangled a revis, subby. Honestly I feel sorry for you; you haven't really lived.
2013-03-20 06:43:00 AM  

bingethinker: I thought Revis were a popular brand of jeans in China.

You magnificent bastard!
2013-03-20 07:31:37 AM  
Any reason why EVERY piece of Jets management from last season is out yet Rex keeps his job?

If Rex is coaching for his job this upcoming season I hope he has those uhaul boxes ready to go
2013-03-20 09:27:29 AM  
In other news Rex is pegging Tebow. For release that is. ...full release...
2013-03-20 03:36:16 PM  
He'll be shopped Monday, Week 2, provided his leg is healed.  But no one will pay any kind of premium until he shows he's recovered, so no deal until the season.

If only there was some form of term for a person being stranded on their own, due to the lack of athletic abilities of such person...some form of island, perhaps.
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