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(Newser)   Did Dennis Rodman Just Spill a North Korean Secret?   ( divider line
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2013-03-19 02:01:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure sitting through a screening of "Double Team" is a human rights violation.

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2013-03-19 02:02:37 PM  
FTFA:Another revelation about Ri Sol Ju: ""She's a beautiful woman, very elegant and quite tall for a Korean-maybe 5ft 5in."

OF COURSE she is going to be taller than the average North Korean- she is one of the few people there with regular access to food!

///This from a country where malnutrition physically shortens people, and the leadership's response? Hang signs in gymnasiums urging people to "please grow taller."

What a bunch of dicks the NK leaders have been...
2013-03-19 03:09:42 PM  
Why doesn't Obama just call him?  Seems like it'd be worth trying just as an attempt to avoid a war.
2013-03-19 03:40:15 PM  
Did Dennis Rodman Just Spill a North Korean Secret?

Did the mods just greenlight a headline with each word capitalized?
2013-03-19 03:41:06 PM  
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A lot of people in the background.... DOES ANYONE KNOW which one of them is part of Rodman's entourage?
2013-03-19 04:17:21 PM  

FormlessOne: St_Francis_P: There are times Rodman seems like kind of a moron.

"seems"? He is a moron. A foolish, attention-craving moron.

Here's my question: where are the cries of sedition or treason? We have a prominent sports figure hanging out with the leader of one of the "Axis O' Ebil" countries - where are the cries to have him banned, or excommunicated, or beheaded, or whatever else the hell conservatives scream for when they think someone has somehow "betrayed 'Murica?" This asshat's rolling with Kim Jong Un, for Christ's sake. The Dixie Chicks were persecuted for mentioning that, perhaps, they weren't entirely pleased that Dubya came from Texas - you'd think the same assholes would be screaming for Rodman's head right about now.

Because everyone views him as such an idiot that neither of those really sticks?  I mean honestly he's just in the Jane Fonda stupid category.
2013-03-19 05:33:13 PM  
Meanwhile at the Rodman home:

-ring ring-

"Yo. This is Dennis Rodman, sorry I missed your call. I will get back to you
as soon as I am done dribbling"


"Hello, Dennis? This Kim. YOU SHUT UP NOW. bye bye."
2013-03-19 06:11:35 PM  
Okay. Secret's coming out.

/Stilllll waiting for that secret.
//What did I miss?
///Wants to threaten the Pres personally?
////More food aid rations in that ploy?
//Third rate bully slashies.
2013-03-20 06:56:08 AM  

Jim_Callahan: I like how they just slip casually in there at the end that this media personality just happens to be in new debt up to his eyeballs. . .

Yeah, real funny.  He owes his ex just under a million dollars.

And me, my ex-girlfriend, wants a little more than 1/2 that amount from me.  After I went through a bankruptcy.  Blood from a turnip.  fark!
2013-03-20 07:13:54 AM  
"... I promised Kim I wouldn't talk about that stuff. There is a lot of stuff I can't talk to you about," he says

Uh.  Why not you douche?  You have some kind of loyalty to this dictator?  What the hell is wrong with you?  If you have valuable information (not golden toilet information), as an American citizen, you should be more than happy to share it with U.S. officials.
2013-03-20 09:23:40 AM  
Off topic, but what happened to actually writing a headline? Why greenlight some piece of shiat question-asking headline that doesn't tell you anything? Especially when the headline is exactly the same as the headline in the article?

I don't care about this shiat, but it's annoying when the headline asks a question and I have to click to find the answer, then farking read some stupid puff piece about a has been Madonna farker just to find out nobody in Korea knows that Kim Jong Un has a baby girl.
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