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6744 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2013 at 12:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-19 08:16:41 AM  
Four litre twin turbo twin cam 432bhp - what you got?
2013-03-20 05:49:56 AM  
Yeh, I'm Toonces. Who did you think I was?
2013-03-20 12:01:17 PM  
Fill 'er up.
2013-03-20 12:02:59 PM  
"You better watch what you say, hombre. The El Gatos are gonna drive-by your sorry ass if you aren't careful."
2013-03-20 12:03:55 PM  
"Do you have and Grey Poop-on?"
2013-03-20 12:03:57 PM  
2013-03-20 12:04:38 PM  

blatz514: "Do you have and Grey Poop-on?"


/need moar coffee
2013-03-20 12:05:06 PM  
You talkin to me? Seriously, I coulda sworn you was talkin to me.
2013-03-20 12:05:56 PM  
2013-03-20 12:06:14 PM  
Get in the car!!! It's a Weiner Dog!!!!!!
2013-03-20 12:06:27 PM  
You talkin to me? Seriously, I coulda sworn you was talkin to me.

\Stupid voting filter
2013-03-20 12:08:24 PM  
Just hang a right on Washington, go past the mini-mall and just after the KFC you should see the signs for the 405.
2013-03-20 12:08:51 PM  
Fark you in the goat-ass.
2013-03-20 12:09:20 PM  
Well, this is awkward.
2013-03-20 12:09:54 PM  
I have the weirdest boner
2013-03-20 12:09:58 PM  
Oh yeah, what with?  You don't even have any hands to hold a gun with tough guy!!!! Oh wait.....
2013-03-20 12:10:01 PM  
So...we meet again.
2013-03-20 12:10:28 PM  
'Strike Force Delta this is Charlie. I have secured transportation.'
2013-03-20 12:12:00 PM  
Oh look, it's a Republican.
2013-03-20 12:14:33 PM  
"      "
2013-03-20 12:15:48 PM  
hand over your license and registration, hurry up meow
2013-03-20 12:19:16 PM  
2013-03-20 12:19:51 PM  
Mittens was not like other cats. He enjoyed riding in cars. His mother had told him on several occasions "Mittens you need to stay out of those cars. There are dogs out there." Mittens would pay her no mind. After all, What did she know? She was just an old house cat. She had never seen the real world. Never left the comfort of her pillow in the living room......THEN shiat GOT REAL!
2013-03-20 12:22:43 PM  
Why is that dog holding a sign that says "Cat fud"?
2013-03-20 12:22:58 PM  
Hey dawg, I saw your wife the other day! She's ugleeeeeeeeeeeee!
2013-03-20 12:24:01 PM  
Yo dawg, tell your owner to wash those windows!
2013-03-20 12:25:25 PM  
This is one crappy neighborhood.
2013-03-20 12:26:05 PM  

Alligator: Yeh, I'm Toonces. Who did you think I was?

"Oh yeah, like I'm supposed to believe a dog telling me there is a cliff up ahead!"
2013-03-20 12:26:28 PM  
What up biatch?
2013-03-20 12:26:46 PM  
Chevys rule. Fords drool.
2013-03-20 12:27:45 PM  
Tonight, dog. At Blind man's Bluff. You, me and our Humans. And then we are going to see who is the fastest in all of San Andrea.
2013-03-20 12:28:53 PM  
"That is one farked up looking cat..."
2013-03-20 12:30:20 PM  
"You said what about my mother?"
2013-03-20 12:31:27 PM  
So, I take a right on Bethesda, head north to Philmont, get in the left lane and turn. Go six blocks and look for the Cross Keys Shopping Center. The Petco that sold you that collar is there, you say? Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, I'm not going there. I just want to make sure I never go in to the same store that sold you that fugly piece of crap. Buh bye.
2013-03-20 12:31:49 PM  
"Tutored?"  OK, dog.

(props to Gary Larson)
2013-03-20 12:33:23 PM  
What end with 'e' and SAVES LIVES?
2013-03-20 12:33:33 PM  
Same as every other cat is thinking.  'I want to eat, sleep and kill stuff with as little exertion on my part as possible.  Also, dogs are bad.'
2013-03-20 12:35:20 PM  
"Yes, yessss... you will do handsomely."
2013-03-20 12:35:55 PM  
Gotta problem Biatch?
2013-03-20 12:36:02 PM  

"You got the catnip?"

2013-03-20 12:36:24 PM  
The vet does what?
2013-03-20 12:38:05 PM  
Bark for me, buddy. Go for it. Bark! Bark! Bark! Now claw at the upholstery! Dig it! Dig it! C'mon. Just keep barking until it annoys your owner. You know you want to. I'm going to be here right next to you for the next six blocks, buddy. Right here and you can't do nuttin about it except bark chew on the seats. Bhahahaha!
2013-03-20 12:38:31 PM  
This collar is choking me.
2013-03-20 12:48:08 PM  
Come at me, bro.
2013-03-20 12:51:24 PM  

blatz514: blatz514: "Do you have and Grey Poop-on?"


/need moar coffee

"Yo dou have any Gred Poop-on?" ?
2013-03-20 12:52:27 PM  
"What do you mean give you the keys? I only had one drink, for farks sake!"
2013-03-20 12:53:43 PM  
Come at me, bro.  Because I ENABLED VOTING THIS TIME BIATCH.
2013-03-20 12:54:43 PM  
"Keep your paws where I can see them. I smell a strong odor of catnip coming from inside the vehicle and that is the probable cause for me to stop your car".

Odie had fallen asleep watching COPS and was dreaming about Garfield.
2013-03-20 12:55:55 PM  
Mine lets me poop in his house and he picks it up! Yours?
2013-03-20 12:56:29 PM  
"What do you mean give you the keys? I only had one drink, for farks sake!"

/voting option didn't work from my phone. :-P
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