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(   Chicken lays egg containing two yolks... and another egg. EGG-CEPTION   ( divider line
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4654 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2013 at 9:16 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-19 10:13:04 AM  
2 votes:
I found the cause.

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2013-03-19 09:22:05 AM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't have farked that ostrich....
2013-03-19 09:21:37 AM  
2 votes:
According to the UK's Guardian, the 87-year-old woman who owned the chicken thought it was dying as it tried to lay the egg.

Bet the chicken did too
2013-03-20 12:27:46 AM  
1 vote:

Saberus Terras: Chicken Prolapse would make a terrible band name.

But I'm pretty sure I ordered that once down at the Golden Dragon.
2013-03-19 08:11:13 PM  
1 vote:
Chicken Prolapse would make a terrible band name.
2013-03-19 12:04:29 PM  
1 vote:
Yahoo Answers was right!
2013-03-19 10:07:16 AM  
1 vote:

ImmaHoopyFrood: When we raised chickens we would get double-yolks but never an embedded egg.  I used to hate going out there and seeing a chicken that had the occasional blowout or 'prolapse' after laying a massive egg with their insides all laid out behind it.

Out of all the thousands we had over the years I'd seen it maybe 20 times and only saved one.  If you catch them while they are in the process of blowing out you can help them egg and then shove their guts back in and they can sometimes make it.  But usually it happens when you aren't around and the other chickens peck at the guts until the chicken dies.

*tosses breakfast in the trash*
2013-03-19 09:26:28 AM  
1 vote:
Babies havin' babies.

*shakes head sadly*
2013-03-19 09:22:56 AM  
1 vote:
Would anyone else have a problem eating that?  Double yolk, sure.  But eggception... a little too freaky for me.
2013-03-19 08:40:18 AM  
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2013-03-19 04:11:30 AM  
1 vote:
At first I thought, a double yolker?? Pfft!! That's typical of a young Hen. Then, I learned it was from China and all I thought, Pfft! That's typical of a young hen raised in toxic waste.
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