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(TMZ)   In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard; it has simply become too awesome for us mere mortals to view   ( tmz.com) divider line
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9936 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Mar 2013 at 7:23 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-19 08:27:45 AM  
4 votes:
Who knew that behind Chuck Norris' beard was Willem DaFoe?
2013-03-19 08:51:12 AM  
3 votes:
Chuck Norris's ideas cause cancer. Fortunately, Chuck Norris has never had an idea.
2013-03-19 02:43:23 AM  
2 votes:
So where's the picture of the beardless Chuck? All I see is what appears to be a lesbian dressed in sporting apparel.
2013-03-19 01:32:15 PM  
1 vote:
He looks pretty good for dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation in Thailand a few years ago.
2013-03-19 12:51:00 PM  
1 vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't suck cock. Cock sucks him...

2013-03-19 11:38:08 AM  
1 vote:
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In reality, Chuck Norris still has his beard (pictured at left)
2013-03-19 08:02:38 AM  
1 vote:
Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, just a whole lot of dents that look like balls.
2013-03-19 07:48:28 AM  
1 vote:
So beards are out during the Thousand Years of Darkness? Good to know.
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