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(BBC)   Child trapped in pizza machine suffers broken knuckles, hopefully does not have to have his hand tossed   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Solihull, rollers, West Midlands Ambulance Service, Birmingham Children's Hospital  
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2013-03-18 09:36:28 PM  
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drongozone: Has anybody ever eaten British pizaa? What's the verdict, because i can't imagine it being any good?

Most British pizza is sold by American chains: Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Dominos.

So it's exactly as bad as American pizza.

/I don't think it's possible to get a Chicago-style tomato soup bowl here, however.
//Which is a bonus.
2013-03-18 03:03:49 PM  
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neongoats: But alas, they merely meant bread kneading machine.

Pretty sure it was a dough roller:

bakeryequipment.comView Full Size

You drop a flattened ball of dough in the opening at the top. The dough is pressed between two rollers, flattening and elogating it. Then you turn the dough 90°, and slide it between the other two rollers. This flattens the dough further, and results in a nice flat, round piece of dough, perfect for a pizza.
2013-03-18 02:52:33 PM  
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I read the article hoping to learn more of this magic pizza machine. But alas, they merely meant bread kneading machine. For the dough.

How did this become world broadcast news.. how did this even get reported as local news. I've lived in no stoplight towns that wouldn't even consider this news. Hell, I might not even tell most of my friends if this happened around me.
2013-03-18 02:51:14 PM  
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Why in the hell was a young child allowed to be around the dough rolling equipment in the first place?
2013-03-18 02:49:01 PM  
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Pizza machine???
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