unyon: So, after surgery, scar tissue, septic shock, and having the implant forcibly ejected from her flesh, she has this to say:"The most horrific thing was having only one breast for seven months. It was horrible."Anybody this shallow gets what they deserve. And BTW for her and all you other ladies- she looked plenty hot before the implants.
FirstNationalBastard: I also have to wonder... when she had one implant and one natural, did people call her "Biggie Smalls"?
minoridiot: The boobs were just fine before. Personally, I'd rather AA cups over plastic anyday.
Caffandtranqs: Chicken fillets? What happened to old school just stuffing your bra with tissues? This crazy chick's been going around smelling like KFC or worse, she's been going around with raw chicken boob.
xanadian: Or, ya know, you could've gone for a more believable (and probably better-looking) cup size, like "C". DD? Really, lady?
namegoeshere: Chicken fillets is the nickname of the fake boobie. Not actual poultry. It just looks like a chicken fillet.TMYK
Brick-House: The fact that i only suck one tit at a time means I'm OK with this so long as she's tasty down below.
Molavian: She'd look better with smaller tits and shorter hair.
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