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(Fox News)   Problem: Farm animals are being abused while being taken to slaughter, do you A. Impose higher standards for animal welfare B. Prosecute those responsible for animal abuse or C. Make it illegal to record videos at the slaughterhouse   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Sick, standards, slaughter, video cameras, American Legislative Exchange Council, HSUS, state legislators, California State University-Chico  
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2013-03-17 11:21:28 PM  
3 votes:
If only cows had guns...

/bad cow pun
2013-03-18 01:27:42 AM  
2 votes:

Bucky Katt: Meat is murder.

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/free Nelson Mandela!
2013-03-18 06:30:04 PM  
1 vote:

WhiskeyBoy: Anyway, if you think farms are dens of animal abuse and filth, drive out to the country, find a hog farm or a dairy or whatever, and drive down the driveway and ring the bell of the home. Ask whoever answers if you can volunteer some time to "see how a farm works". Mention you live in the city, and want a taste of "country life". These things will humor the farmer, and he will laugh at your cosmopolitan, sissy ways and give you a laundry list of chores to be done that day more difficult than what you typically accomplish in a month.

Coincidentally, this appeared in my inbox today:

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are too.

The Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 5:00 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell brother Walt and brother Elmer that all you do in the Marines before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad -- there's warm water.

A Marine Corps breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

As Marines we're expected to go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some.

The Captain is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bullseye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ol' bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Tammy Gail
2013-03-18 05:04:54 AM  
1 vote:

Frederick: are better people than you.

Tell me how to love a cow into a burger and I will listen.
2013-03-18 04:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a member of PETA

Mmmmmm.  Cheeseburgers!
2013-03-18 04:41:50 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Mid_mo_mad_man: The problem is the trespassing and lying to obtain the footage

No need to pass laws against trespass, as that's ALREADY illegal.

As for the lying, that should be illegal, too.

However I am against bans and for breaking unjust laws. If people feel strongly enough about these movies to keep making them, it's a freedom of speech thing. If they get caught breaking the law, prosecute 'em for trespass and possibly falsified documents, but don't pass a ban. That's a dick move.

How is sneaking onto private property and conning your way into places freedom of speech?
2013-03-18 04:07:40 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-18 03:22:34 AM  
1 vote:

ox45tallboy: Bucky Katt: Meat is murder.

/free Nelson Mandela!

Where? He's going for over $10/pound at my local bodega.
2013-03-18 03:15:38 AM  
1 vote:
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The Answer is C.
2013-03-17 10:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
Why is ALEC pumping so much money into this issue?
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