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(Chicago Trib)   If you accidentally shoot yourself in the groin, don't try to tell the cops that ninjas did it   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Chicago Police Department, semiautomatic pistols, Mirabelli  
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2013-03-17 03:52:58 PM  
2 votes:
You have already suggested how much of a moron you are by shooting yourself in the groin. Why not make up a unbelievable story and remove all doubt
2013-03-17 08:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
Ninja problems.
2013-03-17 08:20:34 PM  
1 vote:
When I was 17, me and my trust funded friend "Fat Robert" were coked out of our minds, early one morning way before dawn, and ended up in the yard wearing black shirts and pants, and night vision goggles. I swear to you, he had me convinced there were Ninjas in that tree line outside.

Good times.

My point being, I can understand how sometimes folks can see Ninjas.
2013-03-17 07:04:38 PM  
1 vote:
It was NINJAS...

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2013-03-17 05:51:43 PM  
1 vote:
A ninja gave me pinkeye.

They are assholes.
2013-03-17 04:22:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-17 03:54:13 PM  
1 vote:
No joke - I have three friends who've been robbed by ninjas.  They all worked the same convenience store, and two dudes in ninja masks held them up with katana three times in one week.  Well, two times really, because the third time my buddy ran after them with a bat, caught the 15 yr old, who subsequently ratted out his 35 yr old accomplice.
2013-03-17 03:47:20 PM  
1 vote:

Happy Hours: Would you believe Japanese mobsters?

How about George Takei with his phaser set to stun?

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2013-03-17 01:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
Ninjas are vindictive folk.
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