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(Chicago Trib)   If you accidentally shoot yourself in the groin, don't try to tell the cops that ninjas did it   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Chicago Police Department, semiautomatic pistols, Mirabelli  
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3482 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2013 at 3:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-17 03:52:58 PM  
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You have already suggested how much of a moron you are by shooting yourself in the groin. Why not make up a unbelievable story and remove all doubt
2013-03-17 03:52:02 PM  
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Blame a minority, they would have taken that, and found a suspect.
2013-03-17 03:51:53 PM  
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2013-03-17 03:42:29 PM  
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In his defense, he said "guys in Ninja masks" not "ninjas. HUGE difference. You never see the ninjas
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