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(Alaska Dispatch News)   "Who just goes to Walmart to shoot somebody?"   ( adn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Anchorage Walmart, long gun, police tape, prosthetic leg, carts, service dog, Daniel Pirtle  
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4487 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Mar 2013 at 6:06 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-17 06:38:07 AM  
3 votes:
A humanitarian. I can't tell you how many times I've stood in a Wal-Mart wishing somebody would just shoot me.
2013-03-17 07:03:57 AM  
1 vote:
Judging by the people I've seen in Walmart, it's a coin toss as to whether the shooting victims would bleed, or pop....
2013-03-17 06:31:56 AM  
1 vote:

BolloxReader: You gotta dress up for it and everything! The Dollar Store is far better for my shooting needs.

*tiny fist*
2013-03-17 06:31:20 AM  
1 vote:
He was going to go to the Dollar Palace, but he felt like getting dressed up.
2013-03-17 06:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
You gotta dress up for it and everything! The Dollar Store is far better for my shooting needs.
2013-03-17 06:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
Did they check his receipt on the way out to the patrol car?
2013-03-17 06:14:31 AM  
1 vote:
Walmart has everything, including shooting victims.  Everyday low prices on 'em, too.  You can return 'em within 30 days, no questions asked, unless they're electronic; then you have 15 days and there may be a restocking fee.

Walmart:  for all your shooting needs.

(Service animals on leashes welcome.)
2013-03-17 06:14:08 AM  
1 vote:
So many Teahadists will read just the first line of the story and think "The day is here! To the Hoverounds! We ride at dawn to take Washington!"

At least it's Sunday, so most of them will be towed off the Beltway before tomorrow's rush hour.
2013-03-17 06:13:08 AM  
1 vote:
I'm glad they didn't close the store for such an everyday incidence.
2013-03-17 04:38:49 AM  
1 vote:
It's such a strange, outlandish story.  I can't imagine it happening anywhere but at Walmart.
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