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(KTLA Los Angeles)   LAFD sprayed the foam to drown the bees that killed the dog that jumped the tree that the neighbors chopped that housed the hive that hurt the dog whose owners declined to speak on cam but said "never would have expected this" -- will get jack squat   ( ktla.com) divider line
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2013-03-17 04:38:08 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-18 10:57:43 AM  
2 votes:
2013-03-17 06:18:41 AM  
2 votes:
But what about the gorillas?
2013-03-17 01:28:07 AM  
2 votes:
♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.
2013-03-17 07:26:02 PM  
1 vote:

RY28: Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost

Thats the worst kind of frost

forst. FTFY.
2013-03-17 06:10:53 PM  
1 vote:

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"


Yeah, just one verse, it would have been enough.
2013-03-17 10:25:04 AM  
1 vote:

elvisaintdead: digitalrain: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Hot, black and finely ground?

full of cream and swizzled by rough wooden sticks?


Bitter but rich?
2013-03-17 10:13:51 AM  
1 vote:

digitalrain: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I like my coffee the way I like my women...

Hot, black and finely ground?


full of cream and swizzled by rough wooden sticks?
2013-03-17 10:02:19 AM  
1 vote:
But do they know why she swallowed the fly?
2013-03-17 09:02:08 AM  
1 vote:

and Natasha: ...wait, who will get jack squat?


The old woman who swallowed a fly, I think.
2013-03-17 06:49:37 AM  
1 vote:

RY28: Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost

Thats the worst kind of frost.


I suck at typing on touch screen.
2013-03-17 06:42:51 AM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Gyrfalcon: But what about the gorillas?

Thats the beauty, they will die at the forst frost


Thats the worst kind of frost.
2013-03-17 06:16:22 AM  
1 vote:

ng2810: When the fark will people realize that anyone who owns a chainsaw can call themselves a tree trimmer? So many trees in LA have been maimed by these fakers that it drives me nuts. A certified arborist would have discovered the hive and dealt with it properly before the tree came down.

You wouldn't trust some guy off the street with a hard hat to repair your house. Why trust some dude with a saw to care for your tree? "Oh, it's just a plant. What harm can it do?" Well, it can collapse on your home/car/loved one, damaging and/or maiming. It can also significantly bring your property values down if the trees look like shiate. Or it could house deadly creatures like bees that can kill your dog when disturbed.

/Ranting
//Trees need love too!


Because a lot of people are nature-retarded.
2013-03-17 05:54:37 AM  
1 vote:
I like my coffee the way I like my women...
2013-03-17 04:55:54 AM  
1 vote:

nmrsnr: ♫ Chad Gadya, Chad Gadya ♫

/can't believe it's almost Passover already.


I once asked an ultra orthodox rabbi, very tongue in cheek, if there was a reason that songs for passover are all so uniformly sucky and repetitive to the point of driving the singer to suicide.  His oblivious-to-my-sarcasm reply was that the songs were chosen to echo the repetitive and ritualistic nature of the feast itself so that the seder attendee felt a cohesion through every part of the meal including "zmirot".

Consider that next time you're agonizing through verse #28 of "echad mi yodaya" or "dayenu"
2013-03-17 04:36:10 AM  
1 vote:
There's a hole at the bottom of the sea?
2013-03-17 04:27:37 AM  
1 vote:
The bee is the mortal enemy of the dog, yet people still do this

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2013-03-17 04:21:46 AM  
1 vote:
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Smitty, I want to have your babies.

/and I'm a guy
2013-03-17 03:16:09 AM  
1 vote:
Another pit bull attack!
2013-03-17 02:48:10 AM  
1 vote:
Its precision like that will never get you hired by any major media outlet.
 
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