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(Chron)   ♫The poop police, they live inside of my head. The poop police, they come to me in my bed. The poop police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no♫   ( divider line
    More: Silly, dog owners, DNA, DNA sequencing, Houston area, Molly Kalish  
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5364 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 9:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-16 05:44:12 PM  
3 votes:

alexjoss: "I've been pooping, I've been shiatting, it's the way of the world"

/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome

Ma's poop is alright
Dad's poop is alright
They just get a little smeared
2013-03-16 10:45:34 PM  
2 votes:
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who read that headline in Apu's voice.

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2013-03-16 10:00:49 PM  
2 votes:
Poop, there it is.
2013-03-16 11:40:37 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's a great idea...
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2013-03-16 10:59:12 PM  
1 vote:
I thought maybe Charlie Sheen was mad at someone again.
2013-03-16 10:18:40 PM  
1 vote:
FTA : Although testing did not identify any tenant's dog as the recent culprit, Kalish said the problem had stopped, suggesting that a visitor might have been responsible

2013-03-16 10:18:30 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care if your anus starts leakin'

I'm a California Man!
2013-03-16 10:04:14 PM  
1 vote:
Then along comes the dog owner who states that their dog has constitutional rights and no way is anyone going to take a sample of their dna since the dog has committed no crime.

/Then the HOA steals the persons home(rental or owned) and profits.

//funny thing is, humans have had cops take a cheek swab for traffic enforcement purposes(pretend allegation of driving while on drugs swipe), not realizing that the cops now have their dna on file.
///So now you get busted for crapping on that cops windshield while he was away for a few minutes.
2013-03-16 09:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

L.D. Ablo: A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.

You could totally up that and make a trip to the Zoo with a half dozen ziploc bags and a helpful zookeeper.

/holy shiat, we've got a tiger in the complex
//freaking zebra too!
2013-03-16 09:15:25 PM  
1 vote:
Since alexjoss took my favorite track, I'll have to go with this...

"You didn't know your dog was pooping out, til you heard the noises from his rear"
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-16 08:12:08 PM  
1 vote:
Just the other day I saw them pooping on the couch...
2013-03-16 05:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
"I've been pooping, I've been shiatting, it's the way of the world"

/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome
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