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(AZCentral)   You're a helpless romantic if you name a new species of scorpion after your wife   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2810 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 5:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-16 05:53:31 PM  
3 votes:
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Scorpion thread! Scorpion thread!
He's not often given his due cred!
Bet he never thought in his life,
He'd be named after a human's....wife?!
Look out....Here comes the scorpion thrrrrrread!

2013-03-16 03:57:33 PM  
2 votes:
I'm saving my wife's name for when I discover a new species of hornet.
2013-03-16 07:10:19 PM  
1 vote:
My first thought is that he was crediting her as a carnivorous arachnid with a dangerous sting.
2013-03-16 05:40:24 PM  
1 vote:
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"She is a life sucking biatch from which there is no escape"
2013-03-16 05:36:07 PM  
1 vote:
: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape.
2013-03-16 05:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
"helpless romantic"?

FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.
2013-03-16 03:00:20 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: rock you like a hurricane

Will we see it in The Zoo?
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