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(WTKR)   "Madonna gives birth to baby squirrel monkey" sounds legit no matter what species of howling ape you're talking about   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2013-03-16 02:24:12 PM  
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2013-03-16 02:29:03 PM  
Like a virgin?
2013-03-16 02:30:46 PM  
Catholics = howling apes.
2013-03-16 02:34:33 PM  
Could have done it at Wal-Mart and made better press.
2013-03-16 02:35:00 PM  
But enough about the her first single
2013-03-16 02:38:27 PM  
http://wtkr.com/2013/03/15/madonna-the-squirrel-monkey-gives-birth-at- the-vagina-zoo/
2013-03-16 02:55:14 PM  

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2013-03-16 03:05:01 PM  
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Clint & Dina broke the primate barrier years ago.
2013-03-16 03:08:54 PM  

illannoyin: Meh.

That's not a very nice thing to say about Chelsea.

/she's a boob honker, too
2013-03-16 03:09:15 PM  
Fling poo...like a BOSS!
2013-03-16 03:39:24 PM  
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/sweet dreams
2013-03-16 03:41:30 PM  
What a coincidence. I'm working on Madonna's family tree right now. I didn't know she had a new "beau".

But seriously, I've got her down from some ridiculously indirect relationship to eighth-cousin once removed, seventh-half-cousin once removed, and sixth cousin. She has a number of Fortin ancestors who married other Fortins (no incest--just cousin marriages) and so I have multiple degrees of cousinage through various people.

I believe she is my fifth cousin but I haven' sorted through all the Fortins yet.

I've also been trying to track down the details of the Bombardiers. The founder of the multi-billion dollar transportation empire is my grandfather's fifth cousin but I have no idea how. I might have to add a hundred people just to find one couple already in my family tree.

Last week I got a gimmee when Metro published a three part article on genealogy which gave me partial lineages for three cousins:  Ryan Gosling, Avril Lavigne (already knew that) and whatever the Hell Justin Bieber is (10th cousin, twice removed, of moi).

My retarded niece may be pleased to learn that she is related to the Bieber. She was a fan a couple of Christmas presents ago.

I like spider monkeys. They're a lot nicer than some of the people in my family tree.

I found some Champagnes. And apparently Hilary Clinton is a distant cousin to Pierre Elliot Trudeau, which makes me a remote cousin of another Justin. Oh, well, back to the slog.
2013-03-16 03:50:28 PM  
Whoops! Just found the 5th cousin, once removed link to Madonna through great-great-great-great-grandfather Joseph Fortin, married Marrie-Louise Delisle November 7, 180 in Cap-St-Ignace, Quebec.

On to the Trudeaus. I don't much care about Madonna, but I always like Trudeau, the sarcastic bastard!
2013-03-16 03:53:24 PM  
Is that anything like an eel monkey? 'Cause those things got great big bullom heads.

/I seen em!
//Laughing and loving and learning
///I seen em!
2013-03-16 04:05:55 PM  
J***s F*****g C****t, subby,  3 WTKR greenlights in one hour?  Mods really love your dick.
2013-03-16 04:23:48 PM  
Night of the Sciuromorph

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2013-03-17 07:53:54 AM  
Separated at birth?

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