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(My Fox NY)   It just never fails: you go in to Walmart intending to spend $20, you leave with a $235,000 expense   ( myfoxny.com) divider line
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2013-03-16 12:06:37 PM  
5 votes:

Sid_6.7: There's some rule that the kid now belongs to Walmart, right?

That kid is officially a purebred Walmartian.
2013-03-16 01:51:46 PM  
2 votes:

MisterRonbo: With the tens of billions the Wal-Mart heirs have, you would think they would do something nice: a college scholarship for the kid, or a free set of nursery furniture, or even just a few months of diaper service.

Anybody want to bet on that happening?

Sure you do that for one kid and the next thing you know it's cleanup on aisle everywhere with preggos droppin' loads.

Actually 'Preggos Droppin' Loads' would make a good pron title. Thanks Fark you've done it again!
2013-03-16 11:58:02 AM  
2 votes:
There's some rule that the kid now belongs to Walmart, right?
2013-03-16 04:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
I told my kids that we bought them from Wal-Mart and if they didn't behave, I was going to return them to customer service.

2013-03-16 02:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
Clean up in aisle 4.
2013-03-16 01:57:31 PM  
1 vote:
You could nuke a WalMart and do less than $235k in total damages.
2013-03-16 01:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
Changes the meaning of "people of wlamart", eh?
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