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(NJ.com)   Will you still need me, will you feed me, when I'm arrested 64 times?   ( nj.com) divider line
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2013-03-16 08:23:35 AM  
well we all still probably need the bath salts guy.  i mean seriously
take a bath seriously, like Saul from the movie Pi (happy 3/14 y'all)
2013-03-16 01:42:15 PM  
What ever happened to Henry Earl?  havent heard anything about him in years
2013-03-16 01:44:52 PM  
So, a cottage on the Isle of Wight is right out then?

we shall scrimp and steal
2013-03-16 01:44:56 PM  
Henry Earl scoffs at your 64. He gets that many by just waking up.

/Speaking of Henry Earl. Haven't seen a Fark thread on him in a while
2013-03-16 01:45:11 PM  
Henry Earl isn't impressed.
2013-03-16 01:48:55 PM  
Not news. We have a guy here in Albuquerque that's been arrested 128 times.
2013-03-16 01:49:23 PM  
"but it could not determined when his first brush with the law occurred. " - From the article

If only there were some kind of record... Possibly of someone being stopped or attenuated in some way..
2013-03-16 01:57:14 PM  
Is that 48 candy bars in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
2013-03-16 02:13:30 PM  
Nope. I'll shoot you as a warning to others.
2013-03-16 02:25:36 PM  
I blame Paul McCartney.
2013-03-16 02:33:52 PM  
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2013-03-16 02:34:38 PM  

Theropod76: Henry Earl scoffs at your 64. He gets that many by just waking up.

/Speaking of Henry Earl. Haven't seen a Fark thread on him in a while

My understanding is that Henry's been put away for a while this time.
2013-03-16 02:52:52 PM  
The guy in TFA looks like Teddy Long.
2013-03-16 03:04:36 PM  
Maybe the guy just felt the need for three hots and a cot.
2013-03-16 03:13:49 PM  
There is no 64 strikes law
2013-03-16 04:37:06 PM  
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2013-03-16 06:14:47 PM  
The store was on MLK Dr., why do I get the feeling that his arrest record all have addresses no more than a mile from that road?  Oh wait, I have a MLK Dr. not far from me, that is why I get that feeling.
2013-03-16 06:18:55 PM  
ftfcomments to article:They need to do something about jails. They should be for housing those that are violent, otherwise there should be an alternate jail where the prisoners do something that is productive to society... like building things or cleaning up the streets or farm work, anything that involves labor that actually will pay for their jail time.

One idea I've been thinkin' about is having people like this live together on plantations with free room and board, keepin' themselves occupied pickin' cotton or peaches and stuff.

What'cha think?  Would it work?
2013-03-16 09:03:13 PM  
Having seen dollar store food up close & personal, let me tell you, at least a few of those candy bars probably have been pre-opened by the local mouse population.  Just sayin'.
2013-03-17 01:48:44 PM  
Heads-up, Daniel Reyes (author of TFA) - that key with 'F7' on your keyboard is there for more than adornment.

'Trespassing' only has three S's.

/sure miss the old days of journalism, when a copy editor was able to fix all the crap before sending the story to layout
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