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(BBC)   Celery: a gateway to a) cream cheese b) peanut butter c) ickyness d) none of the above   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Marion Nestle, calorie foods, cola, food energy  
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2013-03-16 10:57:11 AM  
3 votes:
One of my favorite vegetables. I love the way the lighter colored inner stalks taste.

And anyone who doesn't like celery is, without a doubt, a coprophage.
2013-03-16 03:32:49 PM  
1 vote:
Buying celery will make your pink underpants fall down in public.  Proven fact.
2013-03-16 01:50:36 PM  
1 vote:

acronym: FYI -  An 8-inch stalk of celery contains approximately 6 calories. But the mere act of digesting said stalk burns more than 6 calories, resulting in a negative caloric intake.

wanna know how I know you didn't RTFA?
2013-03-16 12:38:54 PM  
1 vote:
Celery is the perfect spoon for Mediterranean style hummus.
2013-03-16 12:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
Celery sucks dick through a straw. That is all.
2013-03-16 12:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
I like celery, especially in my mirepoix. Doubly so au gras in a Potato and Ham Soup.
2013-03-16 12:18:05 PM  
1 vote:

PacManDreaming: And anyone who doesn't like celery is, without a doubt, a coprophage.

You know what destroys your whole theory? There's this really delicious new type of celery -- you haven't heard of it -- that only grows inside a weasel's colon while that weasel is inside a giant pumpkin which is growing inside an elephant's colon. The celery looks like it's got peanut butter on it already but you know that's not peanut butter. So there are people who love celery and eat feces.

I know this because I saw that new hipster poop celery ("Fecelery™") on an episode of "Dragons' Den".
2013-03-16 12:17:05 PM  
1 vote:
Peanut butter placed on celery is peanut butter wasted.

/and chunky is the only true peanut butter
//but we just did that thread
2013-03-16 12:16:05 PM  
1 vote:
Submitter forgot celrery's bestest pal, the processed cheddar cheese in a can.
2013-03-16 12:11:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to eat some celery now.  Fresh, crisp celery.
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